What is the headline news in your area today?

“House prices continue to rise”

😆

Interestingly…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-23663479

Something about Coventry City playing their home games at Sixfields Stadium these days.

Interestingly…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-23663479

If it looks like:

then it will be good. But I suspect it will be more like:

Pfft, Robbery is nothing.

In Glesga we are all about the international drug trafficking

Oh and a good stabbing too

About some chap who’s just been hit by an egg.

Rich we have the same story as one of the girls was from Norn Iron. Makes a change from rioting though.

Proper Home:

Agency move ‘absolute blow’ for town

Review of drug and alcohol services

£200k to restore ‘crumbling’ temple

Ancient Viking sword goes on display

The Place where I happen to live and work:

Exposities vertellen historie Vredespaleis

Nederlander mishandeld in Turkije na klacht over horloge

Twee zwaargewonden bij steekpartij Den Haag

Pasgeboren eendjes en hoentjes in riool verdronken

To be fair I don’t think anyone has ever said Wester Hailes was a nice safe place to live.

‘More Barbara Cartland novels on the way’ under ‘features and analysis’.

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Someone stole a gate recently. Thats two gates reported stolen in the last 5 years. A worrying trend if you ask me.

Dunno how to do the fancy pants page pic as above but we have :

Court told of wife throat cut attack

followed by

Sheep racing returns to towns streets

sw scotland btw

cannabis ‘tea’ grower spared jail

Must be a fake, the real BBC Edinburgh news ought to have just 3 headlines:

“****ing tourists everywhere”
“****ing students everywhere”
“****ing art school **** pretending to be statues everywhere”

This:
Camel Kiss

Exciting here….

Yunki wins the headlines so far, I want that guy to open up a chain of tea shops.

And “chapeau!” to the judge involved.

Last time I was in fortwilliam the local paper headline was ‘ 3 men banned from local pub ‘ ! If that’s the best they got then I moving to fortwilliam , my local paper was man stabbed to death on bus !

“Fluff” picture story

http://www.todmordennews.co.uk/news/local/send-us-your-pictures-1-5932536
It’s(not really)grim up North.Where else but Hebden Bridge would a poet take a photo of a baby owl roosting in the Wall Of Innovation. I miss living in the city,not.

For us on the BBC:

– Sheep racing returns to town streets

Usually just the ducks getting out of the pond etc round here, so the journo spiffs have to make up some drama “Fat kids are taking over the word” type stuff.

Distracts everyone from their own grimness.