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  • lemonysam
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    Ahhh shit. Something had to go wrong – wrong forum.

    My moral standards stop short of stealing from Tesco.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    lemonysam
    Member

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    I know.

    jekkyl
    Member

    Awesome mate, what an epic day!

    SiB
    Member

    Tomorrows headlines…..

    Drunk flies kite under pylons……..

    RichPenny
    Member

    Tomorrows headlines…..

    Drunk flies kite under pylons……..

    Medical student leaves boyfriend for smooth talking estate agent……

    samuri
    Member

    splendid work fella.

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    See, I’ve got this rash…….

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    I got an extra sausage

    shouldn’t that be her treat ?

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    wassat matt ? – did you give her extra sausage ?

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    HE got the extra sausage…

    lemonysam
    Member

    Right – postin from park now.

    shouldn’t that be her treat ?

    Hey, I’m not judging you?

    on an unrelated note, does anypne want to come and throw my kite up? I can supply wine.

    slackalice
    Member

    Just dont look at the cricket result, if you’re an England follower…

    lemonysam
    Member

    Why do you think I’mso drung?

    lemonysam
    Member

    I woke up late this morning, about 8.55. I’d taken the morning off work to be with my girlfriend when she got the results of her medical degree.

    At 9 o’clock the results were released. She’d passed with merit.

    at 10 o’clock we went out for breakfast, I got an extra sausage.

    at 11 o’clock we went to look at a house which became available yesterday.

    At 12 o’clock we decided to take it.

    At 1 o’clock I my coffee shop loyalty card was full so I got a free sandwich.

    At 3 o’clock I got told that I’d met the criteria of my probation at work so get a pay rise.

    At 6 o’clock the man in Tesco gave me £22.50 change for a £20 note. My moral standards stop short of stealing from Tesco.

    At 8.38 I’m happy, drunk and off to fly a kite in the park.

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    matt_outandabout – Member
    HE got the extra sausage…

    No such thing as a free lunch sausage though, hey ?

    In other news:
    Sangakkara – majestic. Wish I’d watched some of it

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    Happy Good Day OP.

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