I woke up late this morning, about 8.55. I’d taken the morning off work to be with my girlfriend when she got the results of her medical degree.

At 9 o’clock the results were released. She’d passed with merit.

at 10 o’clock we went out for breakfast, I got an extra sausage.

at 11 o’clock we went to look at a house which became available yesterday.

At 12 o’clock we decided to take it.

At 1 o’clock I my coffee shop loyalty card was full so I got a free sandwich.

At 3 o’clock I got told that I’d met the criteria of my probation at work so get a pay rise.

At 6 o’clock the man in Tesco gave me £22.50 change for a £20 note. My moral standards stop short of stealing from Tesco.

At 8.38 I’m happy, drunk and off to fly a kite in the park.

Ahhh shit. Something had to go wrong – wrong forum.

My moral standards stop short of stealing from Tesco.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I know.

Awesome mate, what an epic day!

Tomorrows headlines…..

Drunk flies kite under pylons……..

Tomorrows headlines…..

Drunk flies kite under pylons……..

Medical student leaves boyfriend for smooth talking estate agent……

splendid work fella.

See, I’ve got this rash…….

I got an extra sausage

shouldn’t that be her treat ?

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wassat matt ? – did you give her extra sausage ?

HE got the extra sausage…

Right – postin from park now.

shouldn’t that be her treat ?

Hey, I’m not judging you?

on an unrelated note, does anypne want to come and throw my kite up? I can supply wine.

Just dont look at the cricket result, if you’re an England follower…

Why do you think I’mso drung?

matt_outandabout – Member
HE got the extra sausage…

No such thing as a free lunch sausage though, hey ?

In other news:
Sangakkara – majestic. Wish I’d watched some of it

Happy Good Day OP.