Apparently the association with the devil and cutlery dates back to Byzantine princess bringing a case of the new fangled cutlery to Venice and outraging the local population by not eating with her hands.
“God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks – his fingers. Therefore it is an insult to Him to substitute artificial metallic forks for them when eating.”
@ maccruiskeen How dare you bring an actually intresting topic onto this thread. I’m sorry, but if you insist on acting like this i will have to cancel the slumber party i was going to drag you to.
How rude!
I didn’t spend all that time and money on you to turn down my offer (lamb ring and kebab meat with chips a ain’t cheap)
Where the heck am I supposed to get another human sacrifice from by Thursday?
I hope you wake up surrounded by weasels in top hots 😈
IKB
Imagine a suit in that colour!
Oh wait, William Gibson already did; I’d really hate to meet someone actually wearing one, I feel a migraine coming on just looking at that.
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