Tree fell on my car at McDonalds how much for a respray?

You might be going out on a limb.

All of our fallen branches are British branches,said a company spokesman….

Which branch was it?

Took me a moment to twig on to that one,Drac!

people who eat at McDonalds deserve to be birched.

Some tree mendous replies 😀

Some rubbish puns here. You lot need to bough out.

Sorry, ‘jus trying to lighten the day with acorny pun or three……..

Fir the love of god, won’t someone answer the mans question!

Some people know to leaf it alone….

Poor sap.

I’m sure it we root around we can keep this going.

“Moan moan moan, bad McDonald’s BAD BAD BAD.”

Check yo’ selfrightousness. Have a conscience audit.

I have no idea how much painting a car is, a root and branch job is not required however.

Don’t get yourself in a spinny. If McDonald’s won’t pay out, he should call the copse and get his photos in the sys(tem).

I believe the insurance have a dedicated dept deditacted to car tree interfaces, called Special Branch manned by ex conifers.

Would you strike a cord as a splinter group?

I’ve had my chlorophyll of these puns now.
Anyway, best get on or I’ll be in lumber.

A corporation like Mcdonalds will probably take your quote to there solicitor/accountant and just give you the money for the damages, as kind of hush money. plus a little extra for your good willed nature and a letter of apology.

they may not though, but hopefully the manager will see good sense and be good natured.

Catfood….McDonalds…….hmmmmm!

but hopefully the manager will see good sense and be good natured.

I heard the manager is a bit of a clown