Its kicking off all over!
A well-respect and elder member of the Northern Polar bear community was shot dead by police after eating a student.
Outraged Polar bears from the region have started to loot and burn igloos and skidoos across the area. Humans living in the area are said to be terrified “they are behaving just like animals.”
The bears are said to want more food, jobs given randomly and without basis of skill, and their furry bottoms wiped for them. All this in order for them to stop the carnage. Many were seen wearing new trainers and jewellery.
We interviewed a Polar bear who said :”Rrraawwrr!” Before eating our microphone.
Crikey! 😯