tj, what are the bids at currently for your friend? 🙂

Does she have any requirements for a man or does she trust you implicitly?

I think she likes ’em tall. Beyond that I have only been joking with her. PM me

Just bumped into my mum’s best friends daughter who I used to spend a lot of time with when I was little and our parents joked we would end up getting married…

Well how wrong were they 😆 I’m well… Me and she is an actual professional fashion model now 😆

tjagain – Member
I think she likes ’em tall

Well I’m 6’6″ on the phone so I’m yer man. Just got to make sure she and the Wife don’t bump into each other…

Funny thread this..

So, a few questions.

When on the site can you filter age/ethnicity/male/female.

So: say, you fancy dating someone a lot older (20+yrs) and maybe of a certain ethnicity… is that possible ? Can you filter for that/those criteria??

Age, you can filter and distance, the rest is done by swiping.

It’s a small World. I saw a doctor on Tinder that I’d previously dated, having met on PoF. Some new photos, some of the same.
Hope she get’s her man.

Is the part when I find out it’s a fake person? 😆

Asked her out she said yes and now she is actually talking to me more and gave me her number 😮

What is wrong with her hmmm 😕

tjagain – Member
Chaps – one of my colleagues is looking for a man. Edinburgh based. Be fun to set her up with one of you. warning – serious roadie cyclist and marathon runner

I can send her my Tinder name…

It’s totes truthful with recent pictures.

Only one issue really, though the pics were taken late last summer I’ve put on 4 stone since then. I’m a power eater.

Hey, it’s the net, can’t actually put up pictures of what I am like now. I mean,duh?!

Oh, tj, do you get a finders fee or anything?

(Don’t say I did that.)

Only one issue really, though the pics were taken late last summer I’ve put on 4 stone since then. I’m a per eater.

Well done on planning ahead 😀

I literally had a haircut and updated my picture (lost a few pounds but doubt much off my face 😆 ) and I have easily quadrupled the attention Im getting 8)

wiggles – Member
Is the part when I find out it’s a fake person?

Asked her out she said yes and now she is actually talking to me more and gave me her number

What is wrong with her hmmm

I’ve honed that sort of doubt into a fine art mate.

I sometimes just look at the face of a woman and within 60 seconds I’ve worked out how the relationship would end. Saves a lot of expense though to be honest.

I mean,I got dumped once for wearing shorts too often!

FFS WOMAN, IT WAS THE SUMMER AND I ONLY WORE THEM TO THE RESTAURANT TWICE!

SHOOT ME!

wiggles – Member
Only one issue really, though the pics were taken late last summer I’ve put on 4 stone since then. I’m a per eater.
Well done on planning ahead

I literally had a haircut and updated my picture (lost a few pounds but doubt much off my face ) and I have easily quadrupled the attention Im getting

To be honest mate, without a triple stomach bypass and a full face transplant I’m peeing into the wind! 😀

Is there a dating site?(sight?) For blind women? 😉

wiggles – Member
Is there a dating site?(sight?) For blind women?

Oh, I’m not going there incase there is an “ism” involved. 😉

My dad’s mate is blind and he always has really hot girlfriends… I think it’s the dog thats his secret weapon

Bit extreme taking on a pet to let a leg over.

That said, the year is young and by October I’ll be queuing outside Battersea Dogs Home no doubt. 😀

wiggles – Member
Is there a dating site?(sight?) For blind women?

Blindr?

Blindr?

well played.

Haha well done 😀

Just posting because I dont want this thread to die as it was too amusing 😀

I have nothing funny to add at this stage, fed up making conversations keep going with most of them so waiting to see how this date turns out saturday to figure out if I need to keep trying 😆

Well….

My months paid for membership ran out yesterday so now I have to “not go on dates tool I’ve lost the weight” as a mere minion. Lol

I got a like but I see that tinder pixelates the image so you can’t see who it is to like back.

However…

Having tried closing one eye and squinting the other I think I can make out the face.

Kind, natural look with a pleasing smile.

Kind, natural look with a pleasing smile.

Sorry man. She’s got a boyfriend and has a heavy pill habit.

wiggles – Member
Is there a dating site?(sight?) For blind women?

Oh, I’m not going there incase there is an “ism” involved.

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Jism?

Jokes like that you really should have seen coming.

P.s. This thread won’t die wiggles!

Spring is on the way and young men’s minds will inevitably turn to biking, gardening and getting a bunk up…

When that happens this thread, through our determined desire to get laid no matter the personal cost or p*** taking endured will come to the fore.

It shall become the go-to dating resource on STW. Lives will be changed, soulmates/shipmates met and many a pipe shall be cleaned by Louise.

Then we shall still be around to hand out advice on the epidemic of STD’s gained by our loyal followers…

We shall always have a role to play my friend. Always.

I actually met my Ex-louise on a forum… (not this one) and look where that got me 👿

I`m still very much in the when am I going to find out the massive fault with this girl stage… attractive, seems nice, smart and able to hold a decent conversation and most importantly finds me attractive 😕

I have already warned her she may see me in person and run away 😆

Then we shall still be around to hand out advice on the epidemic of STD’s gained by our loyal followers…

That reminds me I should check the expiry dates… they have been in a wallet for quite a while

EDIT: nope got 2 with 3 years left. That should see me through to my 30`s

Man this thread really got screwed up by the update, for me it’s only show half the quotes in quote boxes etc

So much for it being a long term source of knowledge 😆

I mean,I got dumped once for wearing shorts too often!

FFS WOMAN, IT WAS THE SUMMER AND I ONLY WORE THEM TO THE RESTAURANT TWICE!

SHOOT ME!

Well that just seems unfair, only giving you 2 dates.

I probably should say that after going “**** it, I’ll give it a go” it does seem that there are a fair number of people there genuinely not just looking for a shag, and I’d never realised you could actually read stuff about them before swiping!

Anyway, back to the humorous posts.

So other than don’t wear shorts any tips for my “date” Saturday?

Tips? I’m no expert but I’ve had a bit of success recently, so I’d say:

1. Spruce yourself up befor you go. Nails, nose hair etc.

2. Be the best version of yourself as much as you can. That means relaxing a bit and helping her relax by seeing that you are chilled. It’s only a date, not an arranged marriage 😉

3. Be a gentleman. Even if it’s bombing and you have **** all in common, be nice. If she’s a tit, be kind back to her. If she gets shitfaced and wants to shag you put her in a cab.

4. If it doesn’t work out don’t take it personally. It’s not.

5. Tidy your place up, change your bedsheets and have protection to hand in case you strike oil 😀

thanks, although I’m meeting her during the day for coffee so some of those are probably not relevant 🤔

any tips for my “date” Saturday?

Yes, lay off the porn.

a quote from one i got a match with.

“My story is i’m quiet shy,so take my time getting to know someone,need to fell a connection as well as attraction. I’m a slow burner believe in quality over quantity .”

Then she answered back with one word replies to my long messages .

Frustrating  or what .

All those spelling mistakes as well 😆

But yeah same here with a few of them start saying they want to know more about you but then just only talk about really superficial things and don’t ask many questions.

I think it’s just a front to try and put people off who just want a quick Shah

All women on dating sites have a minimum of 5 chats going at the same time so I suppose its difficult to be in depth and interesting to all of them,so they just keep the good stuff for the best looking men,it really is that simple 🙂

A useful filter i find is tell them i was Butcher in a previous career and that gets rid of the Veggies .

any tips for my “date” Saturday?

Yes, lay off the porn.

And go in with a “loaded gun”? Risky proposition.

While we’re at it, any for my date Sunday?

And go in with a “loaded gun”? Risky proposition.

While we’re at it, any for my date Sunday?

Sunday eh…well maybe go to church and take her up the aisle.

can recommend these as long as you charge them up with a powerful torch just before you emerge from the bathroom.

here in action :

So wiggles has a date tomorrow and phil has a date on Sunday.

Please God tell me you’ve checked with each other it’s not the same woman!

If it is,very decent of phil to go for seconds. 😀