One dropped chain,
One offpiste trajectory,
Once over bars,
Landed in brambles,
Return to van,
Put heater on,
Downed flask (of) soup,
Farted in van,
A27 driving boring,
Key in door,
Bike safe inside,
Shower on full,
More flippin painkillers,
Crashed on sofa,
Beer later tonight.
Smile, smile, smile.