This very poo week just got worse – missis on Match.com content.

Did your mate also send her a message!

Should just talk it over, probably old profile.

Unless your mate and your OH are trying to break it to you gently!

You should have set up a fake profile in another name, few years younger than your girlfriend, and asked her out on a date.

probably fits the OP’s mate’s likely search criteria of:
-lives within 30 miles of me
-within 10 years of my age
-female

-likes going out
-likes cozy nights in with a DVD

Literal lol

So she posted that two years ago, which is why she appears two years younger than she is.

I doubt here date of birth has changed in the last few years though 😉

Seriously this is probably causing the OP abit of anxiety. Personally I think I wouldn’t wait. I’d just say the truth and in a level way and ask for the truth.

Better now that sitting there in fear wondering or losing your rag and getting arrested.

this is by far the best thread today

hold on a minute wasnt there a another thread where the female party was hankering for kiddiwinks right sharpish

wonder if they are connected………hmmmm strokes chin

ps who would travel 30 miles for a date…the mountain comes to mohammed not tother way round

If she has pictures of cats on her profile, probably best to just break up with her, by text, from another country, somewhere hard to get to where it would be difficult to track you down.

Sorry to have found such amusement in another’s predicament but my uncontrollable giggling in the office has caused this thread to be the best lunchtime entertainment in ages. 😀

Seems like a shit or bust moment, you’ll either both laugh about it or you may need that new account on match.com

Seems like a shit or bust moment, you’ll either both laugh about it or you may need that new account on match.comBENAUGHTY.COM

General advice to stw’ers:

If you do two night (or evening) rides a week and do a long weekend (or 2) every week boy you are going to store a lot of hidden resentment/shit in your relationship.

“If you do two night (or evening) rides a week and do a long weekend (or 2) every week boy you are going to store a lot of hidden resentment/shit in your relationship. “

#clueless

maybe just not the right girl hora.

General advice to stw’ers:

If you do two night (or evening) rides a week and do a long weekend (or 2) every week boy you are going to store a lot of hidden resentment/shit in your relationship.

Not in my relationship. She openly hates me.

– Likes cuddling up with a bottle of chianti and a galaxy bar.

If you do two night (or evening) rides a week and do a long weekend (or 2) every week boy you are going to store a lot of hidden resentment/shit in your relationship

To be fair, if you’re trying to get two long weekends out of one week, she probably thinks you’re a bit of an idiot anyway 🙂

you’ll either both laugh about it or you may need that new account on match.comBENAUGHTY.COM

*Opens new tab*

Thats what you keep telling yourself. In reality, she can’t wait to see the back of you 😀

best thing here would be to meet her via match.com and have an affair with her.

You get get dirty time in a hotel or car without the need for cuddles afterwards and none of the bother that comes with actually cheating on her or her cheating on you. She is happy, you are happy, no-one is hurt, everybody is a winner.

What a funny thread, always cracks me up this sort of thread, makes me wonder about Humans and the whole 150million years we’ve had to grasp..

Komunikation… init. 😆

Too much hora. 😐

No wonder the other frank Sinatra was in news today!

Sometimes when life seems bad, at least you can sit back and say to yourself, “at least I am not as ****** up as Hora”….

Hora 😆 bit blue.

good work hora, keep it up

Well when you realise how some most of the females think out there, you’ll take your glasses off and rub your face slow and hard.

Just like most fellas there are some real dioty females out there. The difference is those men are brash with it, the girls feint innocence or keep their mouths shut…

The square looking girls who like rambling, abit of running, liberal stuff etc are by far the worse…………….

Don’t think we’re doubting that (well i’m not) but just made me laugh.

keep their mouths shut…

*Coughs*

http://www.muddymatches.co.uk/?gclid=CILP-v_u-rkCFcfJtAodtWcAAw

For outdoor lovers

Too much hora. 😐

That’s what she said!

good work hora, keep it up

+1. Down with censorship!

And where is the OP in the middle of this thread?

Hopefully in the middle of a misunderstanding.

Hopefully in the middle of a misunderstanding.

I read something entirely different.

Girls that like rambling, and liberal stuff.

The man is a genius.

I read something entirely different.

Well, at least he didn’t find out she was on a naughty site. With those you could guess she had been dabbling carnally for a while.

re: muddymatches

I live in a pretty rural area, and have been a member of the local young farmers club for a looong time (too long in fact), in young farmers, there’s a lot of sh*****g goes on, but inevitably some people end up on the side lines either as a result of too much, or too little of the above, so muddymatches appeared to offer a solution……

Until they realised the search function is open to anyone, and full profiles are available, including photo’s – cue lots of p**s taking and screenshots of profiles, at one time I knew dozens of people on there.

Hence, I wouldn’t ever contemplate it!

With those you could guess she had been dabbling carnally for a while.

Only hora could type that sentence.

im no more likely to click a ‘muddymatches’ link at work than….. well.

old colleague of mine got in trouble for visiting the choccylovers site from a work machine. Ive never had the nerve to see if it exists.

And where is the OP in the middle of this thread?

As I said – it’s a light blue touchpaper..

good work hora, keep it up

+1. Down with censorship!

+2