7 Reasons Brexit will be good for Mountain Bikers
1) With an economy refocused away from a stagnant Europe business is booming with British companies prospering leading to increases in wages = the 2 new bikes you wanted, Brexit n+2
2) By distancing ourselves from the collapse of the euro post Greek default and contagion to Italy and Spain the value of the pound has soared making European bike holidays substantially cheaper (visa free of course) as well as just about everything else.
3) With a new trade deal signed with Asian nations including Taiwan and Japan the cost of bike parts has fallen, also aided of course by a stronger pound. We’ve also signed a electric car technology deal with Japan and are reaping the benefits of cleaner air with the government offering trade ins for highly polluting VW’s (paid for after huge fines levied on cheating manufacturers). No more maks when commuting.
4) With Europe in economic distress Spain and France are offering British business development loans to encourage inward investment leading to an increase in bike holiday companies setup by entrepreneurial Brits eager to enjoy a change of lifestyle
5) Without the overhead of the EU bureaucracy our local manufacturers are thriving to produce products tailored to our domestic market including superior British weather optimised bikes at lower prices free from irrelevant EU regulations
6) Free of artificial tariffs on coffee STWs are enjoying superior brews from around the world for that pre and post ride fix
7) Due to increased immigration from India, Asia and Latin America we are relishing the superior dining options as well as increased cultural diversity giving us a revitalised forum with many new perspectives
All tongue in cheek of course but no less likely than the STW advertorial