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  • bullheart
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    Love me. I’m genuinely difficult as people go, but she sees something in me that would make me run a mile.

    Oh, and like horses.

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    plop_pants – Member
    Unblocking the toilet………by hand

    Put a bin bag over the end of a mop and use as a plunger……. No need for poppy hands

    Haze
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    Lists, any other sort of organising

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    That thing with her tongue. Tried it myself but just did my back in.

    Put up with me. Make new friends anywhere, anytime. Get completely ratarsed without falling over or hurling.

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    “networking”

    Speak Serbian.
    Still love me after all the hell and stress we’ve had this year.
    (I say love, tolerate might be closer!)

    neninja
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    Enjoy listening to Michael Buble

    bigrich
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    get into bed, fall asleep immediately, snore loudly for eight hours, then wake up and complain she didn’t sleep a wink.

    lodious
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    Mine got the ECU fixed on my car with a single trip to a decent garage.

    bullheart
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    That thing with her tongue. Tried it myself but just did my back in

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    brakes
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    not have a hobby to distract her from the mundanity of the daily grind.

    glupton1976
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    get into bed, fall asleep immediately, snore loudly for eight hours, then wake up and complain she didn’t sleep a wink.

    I suspect that we need to have words. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    Support Bolton. There was a lot of swearing yesterday when they turned a 1 – 0 lead into a 3- 1 defeat in the space of 4 minutes, to leave them rooted to the bottom of the table. It’s masochism! She will resume her usual ABU status this afternoon though, so Rooney and VP need to be on top of their game.

    I’m with Yunki 100% on this one though. Without her organisational skills, and the ability to not ignore , or forget about, important stuff, my life would be chaos. I’d probably be unemployed and living under a railway bridge!

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    Oh… And listen to bloody awful 80’s hair-rock!

    Euro
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    Eat marzipan, listen to Robbie Williams and the baby thing. I could pretty much do the rest if i tried.

    miaowing_kat
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    Things he can do that I couldn’t:
    -cycle his commute on aberdeenshire backroads in the path of oil barons trying to get to work in a hurry ๐Ÿ™
    -spend days, months, years fixing yet another landrover
    -an ‘ultramarathon’

    Things I can do that he couldn’t:
    -put my feet round the back of my head…

    alpin
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    Work a computer competently.
    Talk for more than ten minutes on the phone.
    Go for a night out and not come home slightly rat arsed.
    Ride home after a night out without crashing.
    Menstruate….. Although I did have haemorrhoids once which was perhaps a little similar….

    mogrim
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    Eat and apparently enjoy tripe, kidneys, heart, brains, and other bits.

    And teach disabled kids, but I reckon the eating thing is more impressive.

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    Based on her performance this morning the obvious answer is that she can run a 10k in 46 minutes. With basically no running specific training (she is fit just not running fit). She did this with the attitude of “well, it’s not that far and I’m prepared to be in pain for an hour if it means I get a good time”.

    Also, do any hobby without feeling the need to buy all the gear associated with it,

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    Oh… And listen to bloody awful 80’s hair-rock!

    Binners, is your other half cap’n flashheart ?

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    Is Flashy a closet Bolton fan? I think we need to know

    joolsburger
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    get into bed, fall asleep immediately, snore loudly for eight hours, then wake up and complain she didn’t sleep a wink.

    This ^^^^

    Have an opinion on interior decoration… I’ve tried to give a rat’s ass, but I just can’t do it, and if I bluff I get caught out every time…

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    one of the questions she asks blokes at work is” what is your prefered method of masturbation”

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    Mine can keep her entire family in order, make all the meals, generally run the household, and completely re-do (tear out old carpet, paint walls, and lay new floor) three bedrooms, all while 7 months pregnant.

    mightymule
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    Pee standing up

    mightymule
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    Oh, and get the cats to swallow tablets.

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    Oh, and get the cats to swallow tablets.

    Is that even possible?

    samuri
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    one of the questions she asks blokes at work is” what is your prefered method of masturbation”

    What’s the general consensus?

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    Stitch kids up (she is an A & E doctor), I have always wanted to try but for some reason people won’t let me have a go.

    Oh and the whole work ethic thing, very dedicated, works hideous hours. Never got it myself.

    hora
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    She walks ALOT. If I visit even the Trafford centre I eye up the powered OAP chairs.

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    hora – Member
    If I visit the Trafford centre I eye up the OAP’s.

    Think that’s closer to the truth ๐Ÿ˜‰

    AdamW
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    Mine goes caving a lot.
    And climbing.

    Not for me. Scary stuff, sooner be hurtling down some track over rubble and stuff! ๐Ÿ˜€

    xiphon
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    Finds dead things – humans, animals – interesting. The more gory, the better.

    (Forensic anthropology)

    I don’t really have the stomach for it…

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