She and the kids have sat in all day watching Dr Who 😯

I went for a bike ride with no other obligations.. 🙂

Organise absolutely everything, I’m barely capable of stumbling haphazardly into my next catastrophe..
I’m like an absent minded professor with practically no discernible professorial qualities, while she is like a super computer

She gave birth to my firstborn….whilst id give it a go i feel failure would be conclusive

Put up with me.

( which sounds like a standard attempt-at-humour reply, but is far, far more heartfelt and serious and just plain bloody grateful than that.)

Pee sitting down.

Well there’s this one thing.

Well there’s this one thing.

Apparently Michael Jackson had a rib removed…

Go to work everyday in a corporate environment, work loads of OT and be bloody good at her job. Polar opposite to me but she amazes me with her work ethic.

paint and draw

Unblocking the toilet………by hand.

Look after mentally ill folks. I am a MTFU kind of person.

Run for more than 2 minutes without collapsing in a heap, let alone be competitive in marathons.

That and de-zit my back….

Balance a job, the house, kids , cleaning, washing, ironing and cooking. I just cant do any of that. I can walk the dog though.

Teach in a primary school

teaches autistic kids, has my utmost respect for that, needs full body armor some days

Watch X factor without hurling

Can fall asleep in seconds.

Can continually be surprised by repeatable shite on TV

Lets me in the back door

Mrs nobeer is a nurse at a hospice. Don’t think I could do that tbh.

I’m in the same boat as Yunki on this. Without Zoe my life (and work – we teach in the same school) would be a chaotic mess. I’m pretty good at thinking and doing, but can’t plan or organise for shit.

Look good in a dress… not something I can achieve despite many years of trying.

Wash
Cook
Clean
Love me
And what Samuri said about bloody repeats

Can’t believe no one has said it 😮

Got another one.

Sit in a room which the thermostat says is 26 degrees C and say ‘It’s so cold in here’

Remember that 1 thing I actually did wrong, and then remind me constantly

Stoner too much info!

I would have thought it was putting up with the other mistress in your life – wood!

Samuri – are you me, or more accurately, are you with my wife?

Restrict herself to a single bike.

Has she just fallen asleep holding the TV controller in an iron grip forcing you to watch ‘Surprise surprise’?

If so, then yes.

Well I was going to make a rib removal joke but Jamie beat me to it.
Instead;

mikemorini – Member
Pee sitting down.

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Really? You need to try it. I only stand up at the pub….

zumba

Look after kids as a nurse on a HDU ward.
Books all the holidays.
Pays the bills & does all the finance.
Picks the dog poo up.
Irons.

Has anyone mentioned blowjobs yet???

deal with the insides of Animals every day
think that most people are nice

She’s currently incubating an alien life form, which frankly I rate as bring pretty clever and not something I could attempt.

Yoga.

Play candy crush challenge for hours and hours

Continually getting up with my little lad nearly every night for the last 9 months…no idea how she does it day after day.

Be a social worker for little thanks or money

Even after she’s had a long hard day at work, she can still make me smile.