a lot of people say to me..

‘what the hell are you doing in my garden..!!? JESUS CHRIST there’s a naked man in our garden..!!‘

What do a lot of people say to you..?

Do you dye your bead?

(Not in a just for men way)

Stay at home dad, that is not really work is it….. Grrrr

No

“If you let me go, I promise I won’t tell…”

a lot of people say to me..

‘what the hell are you doing in my garden..!!? JESUS CHRIST there’s a naked man in our garden..!!’

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrHaMa4xnE[/video]

Hmmmmmmffffffffffffffffff

Oooo, now I know why they call you Mr Sexy Sexy….

Sorry

I get “You’re stronger than you look” all the time. Everyone is stronger than I look.

“aren’t you tall” standard answer is “no i’ve got my heels on”. The amount of people that look down is priceless.

have you got a license for that?

“you look familiar”

Please stop following me

Nice sideburns

What the F@&% is your problem?

Have you just woken up.

‘Wow, is that all? You look a LOT older than that’.

Don’t point that thing at me!!

‘Am I going to die?’

A vegan , what do you eat then ?
Or
why are you a vegan?

I usually lean in and say earnestly have I told you about the time I found Jesus – worth it just for the look of panic they try and hide

Excuse me, do you work here?

Usually in Wilkos. When I’m wearing a shirt and tie. Not wearing a red poloshirt with “Wilkos” in big yellow letters on it. 😉

“How long have you been a teacher?”

Not sure whether that’s complimentary – or derogatory… 😐

“Excuse me, I can’t reach the bran flakes, could you get a box down for me?”

Are you ok? You look like s***.

“i will start riding it when I get round to getting new tyres”

Please, help, god, noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Daaaaaaaaad……. followed with some money taxing chat

‘You should get some gears’

“Canada?”

‘is it in yet?’
‘is your carer here?’

How tall are you?

Still biking?

Do your Egyptian robot dance……………

……only since last week after works ‘do’ 😳

” Oh my god !! It’s so big !! Is it real ? “

8)

When are you getting a proper job?

Have you got any proof for that?

You’re weird…

Thanks for telling me – since I wasn’t aware 🙄

bigdean – Member
“aren’t you tall” standard answer is “no i’ve got my heels on”. The amount of people that look down is priceless.

I’m taking that with me 🙂

“You’re right.”
“You look much older than that.”
“It does sound good.”
“Fair enough.”
“Cheers.”
The Yak is pretty lucky that way.

Do you ever find any gold in there?