Is there a top dog stapler out there?

We have to staple all our credit card receipts together. Normally we staple 10 together then another ten ,then try to staple those together, then they all fall apart.

What bad ass mutha stapler is going to laugh at stapling 60 credit card receipts together?

These will drive a staple right through your thumb.

https://www.officestationery.co.uk/product/rexel-goliath-heavy-duty-stapler-black-silver-02041-RX02041/

Sometimes I have to take a break from STW. It just gets too exciting for me.

Is as much about the actual staples. No point having the mother and father of staplers only to skimp on the consumables.

I was expecting pictures of people’s hands stapled to woodwork. Bit disappointed.

Why are you keeping paper receipts?

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Another vote for the Rexel Goliath. Dad had one in his office at home. Would go through lego tiles.

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