The Sun to stop showing nudes on page 3 !!

One of those things that is 100% obvious with hindsight or if you are Cougar.

What a stunning piece of free publicity.

Should have brought them back with fake boobies allowed too – bigger and better than ever!

Should have brought them back with fake boobies allowed too – bigger and better than ever!

better ?

There was a news story the other day about a surgeon that was taking fat from ladies muffin tops (which had been built up over xmas) and injecting it into the breasts – one lady went from a B cup to a D cup.

Supposedly works well because there is some stem cell content in the fat from the muffin tops, and so chances of ‘meshing’ are better, although some people have said that chances of cancer are increased.

Its reminiscent of the hoo ha when Heinz threatened to drop salad cream from their range. Except norks are miles better than salad cream, obviously. Though probably not as good on a fish finger butty.

I can imagine the powers that be at News International sat down, sniggering like a bunch of schoolboys, and tried to work out the best possible way to get Harriet Harperson’s head to explode

TurnerGuy – turning muffins into baps? 😀

proof once again that when it comes to trolling the hand-wringers, nobody out-trolls the Dirty Digger 😉

Surgically enhanced breasts do muffin for me, anyway.

Though probably not as good on a fish finger butty.

We’re talking about Findus type fish fingers, right?

Fibdus

got a cold flashy?

No, it’s just frost on my moustache, and other such jokes.

ringers

😐

He’s got a cold, DD.

He’s got a cold, DD.

He’s also got ninja-editing fingers.

News International sat down, sniggering like a bunch of schoolboys, and tried to work out the best possible way to get Harriet Harperson’s head to explode

You say that like its a bad thing 😈

Unless its an ugly, overweight woman.

Gratuitous titillation just for you, hora

DD

You’ve got to hand it to them. They managed to troll the whole country by doing nothing more printing some bikini pics of some Hollyoaks ‘babes’ for a day.

The equivalent advertising value must be phenominal.

Still a bunch of **** though.

At the Sun offices this morning. The men haters are going to be foaming at the mouth.

Stoner that about sums it up. Not sure what all the fuss is about it surely can’t be long till they still printing newspapers altogether.

Zero interested and have to be a Sad Bstard but they are out there

Think I’ll have a fish finger sandwich with salad cream when I get home. Prolly not findus our anything fancy though.

Think I’ll have a fish finger sandwich with salad cream when I get home

WANT

Got to be a cheese single on there too! And it has to be on Warburtons Toastie bread 🙂

Got to be a cheese single on there too! And it has to be on Warburtons Toastie bread

Thats how they serve them at the Ritz

an engineered marketing campaign by the sun
The story was first broken by its sister paper the Times
Murdochs still got it

Though apparently today’s page 3 they still used an asterisk when spelling t*ts ???

Is that true ? There’s some issues right there