The latest edition of the nutter paper has turned up.

Related, there was a brilliant exchange I saw on Twitter earlier from a Chemtrails nutter being schooled in basic science.

My partner’s sister is one of these. She posted a very similar comment on Facebook a little while ago. After I engaged with her as diplomatically as I could to go “don’t you know how ****ing steam works?” her final response was “well, we all have our opinions.” No love, you have an opinion and I have a reasonable grasp of GCSE-level science.

No love, you have an opinion and I have a reasonable grasp of GCSE-level science.

Who set the curriculum though!? The establishment, that’s who – makes yer think!

he one guarded by Jewish space lasers, etc.

Until yesterday I’d never heard of that one but yes, it’s being propagated by politicians within the Republican party in the US amongst others.

It’s what started the forest fires in California apparently. Jewish controlled spaces lasers.

Wow.

@Cougar Problem is that while “facts don’t care about your opinions” is always a great response, they’re impervious to logic?

a Chemtrails nutter

So often the same folks who call everyone else brainwashed sheeple for wearing masks, and getting vaccinated when they’re at home cowering under the table in case a plane flies overhead.

I’d call it cognitive dissonance, but for that to happen there’d need to be cognition.

Who set the curriculum though!? The establishment, that’s who – makes yer think!

Properly laughed at that

Oh my. I saw the contrails hooey and was tempted to post a pic from the skies over Kent in August 1940, where pilots on both sides found time to deploy whatever chems they were supposed to carry whilst shooting the bejeesus out of one another.

However, the photos do look a bloody mess in the sky. I have noticed that same grid pattern and they spread out and turn what was a sunny day in to a hazy day. Whether it’s anything other than water vapour / fumes / pollution i don’t know, but it does look awful.

Of course you do, commercial aircraft have to follow specific routes when flying to international destinations, some are east/west and west/east, others north/south and south/north – common sense aught to tell you that, along with taking some time to look at a flight radar app like ADS-B.
Also, because of the way that contrails form, if the air temperature and humidity at the altitude the planes are flying at, roughly 35,000 feet, the trails are basically a form of Cirrus, and cirrus clouds are a precursor for stratus formation and ultimately rain. Try studying some meteorology. The quote below puts it nicely.

From the book “Flight To Arras” by Antoine de Saint Exupery, written in 1942 about a military mission in 1940:
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“Are the anti-aircraft firing, Dutertre?”
“I believe they are firing, Captain.”

Dutertre cannot tell. The bursts are too distant and the smoke is blended in with the ground. They cannot hope to bring us down by such vague firing. At thirty three thousand feet we are virtually invulnerable. They are firing in order to gauge our position, and probably also to guide the fighter groups towards us. A fighter group diluted in the sky like invisible dust.

The German on the ground knows us by the pearly white scarf which every plane flying at high altitude trails behind like a bridal veil. The disturbance created by our meteoric flight crystallizes the watery vapor in the atmosphere. We unwind behind us a cirrus of icicles. If the atmospheric conditions are favorable to the formation of clouds, our wake will thicken bit by bit and become an evening cloud over the countryside.

The fighters are guided towards us by their radio, by the bursts on the ground, and by the ostentatious luxury of our white scarf. Nevertheless we swim in an emptiness almost interplanetary. Everything around us and within us is total immobility.”
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edit/ please, for the love of God, can somebody sort out the crappy formatting issue when copying text from another source!

This is worth a read, it’s a proper scientific analysis of the components of a vapour trail.

Chemical Analysis of Contrails

PJM1974
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Oh my. I saw the contrails hooey and was tempted to post a pic from the skies over Kent in August 1940, where pilots on both sides found time to deploy whatever chems they were supposed to carry whilst shooting the bejeesus out of one another.

Yep but the Luftwaffe were spraying out Fasc spray, whilst the RAF were spraying out Anti Fasc spray.

We thought we’d had done a great job as we won the war ultimately.

However, we now know that the Fasc spray as used by the Luftwaffe was a time delayed agent. Hence we now have the Tories.

Those cunning Germans got us in the end.

Here’s Suella’s nan snorting in Fasc spray, circa ’41.

I once met a
Scientist who worked for Environmental Health England . He said
we’ve had for years the scientific ability to actually make it
‘rain’ by dispersing H2O pellets in the air.
Don’t know whether this is true…but it has rained a lot
recently 🤔 (Why not use in Africa)

Yes … and then he went and told all of his friends that he met a dimwit that believed him!

Keeping anything a secret is practically impossible, let alone something like spraying the country with something! The sheer number of people ‘in’ on it would be astronomical and would bound to be leaked, plus those doing the spraying would also be living with family in the same areas they’ve sprayed, so that doesn’t make sense.

See also every anti-nuclear idiot*. If it was that dangerous do you think we’d be stupid enough to live next to them?

*the two terms are not mutually exclusive

They* aren’t ‘spraying us’ with anything, you monumental wellington boot. Those are ‘vapour trails’ –

We need more of these types of insult 😂

When you pretend to understand how the earth works but you really don’t….what an absolute ???? pic.twitter.com/lnVukpm6BU

— James. (@yay_its_james) April 5, 2023

Chemtrails are real, and the perpetrators are hiding in plain sight. You can follow their work on FB https://www.facebook.com/215397338629762/posts/pfbid0vdyn9XgANLN9Q79V2utZCfFyKHfTDBCxetBVs634ZBYpz6Vo82QQbXJFQ1x2VFEWl/

Dimmer Skies are Safer Skies!

Managed to score a copy! Well chuffed 😃 There was a “cashless society” protest at a busy roundabout & they were handing out the papers to drivers.

I passed the nutter camp outside Downing Street yesterday.

Shame, I remember when it was about worthy causes rather than junk science, conspiracy nonsense and ULEZ protests.

Managed to score a copy!

You do know all editions are on their website? https://thelightpaper.co.uk/

Some of the adverts are like something out of Viz.

You do know all editions are on their website?

yeah, this kind of thing really benefits from having a nice relaxing read on the crapper with a proper paper though 😃 plus comes in handy if you run out of bog roll 😂

plus comes in handy if you run out of bog roll

Yes a PDF is fine but these eReaders aren’t nearly as ‘paper like’ as the hype would suggest when it’s time to get down to business

Saw a copy pinned to a fence this weekend! 🙂

See issue 31 for recent interview with late 90s Superstar DJ Danny Rampling.

I quite liked his mix CDs back in the day.

When you pretend to understand how the earth works but you really don’t….what an absolute 🤡😭🤣🤣

Tbf to her, if she carries on with her stream of consciousness for long enough, she’ll get to the same understanding as the rest of us – gravity is there but nobody can really explain how it works other than mass/spacetime – and then Brian Cox will step in and give an explanation that sounds utterly plausible but completely impossible to recall in the pub after 2 pints.

Although, her starting point is that Australians are walking around upside down, so it may take longer than usual to get to the normal level of understanding.

😀

More lunacy 🙂
https://thelightpaper.co.uk/

anything specific caught your eye or just general lunacy? 😂

Mainstream media trying to silence the voice of the truth?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65821747

Blimey, that BBC article is quite scary.

Shows them up as dyed in the wool facists, we should not be writing them off as a bunch of loonies.

A properly dangerous bunch liked to some very extreme groups and happy to promote violence against those they disagree with.

we should not be writing them off as a bunch of loonies.

You’d have thought we’d have learned by now, as that’s exactly what people did with UKIP, The Tea Party in the States, Donald Trump, etc etc, and looked what happened in all those examples

I encountered a brilliant conspiracy theory that I’d never heard of before and I don’t think is widely known about.

There’s a war being fought underground.

Yep, that’s right, using tunnels, mines, sewers and so on. It’s why there are earthquakes, fires underground, unexplained loud rumbles* and so on.

* no of course it’s not thunder, what are you thinking?

Enjoy

Move over, flat earthers. Roll over, moon landing hoaxers. There's a conspiracy theory that's somewhow even more insane. pic.twitter.com/sG548L0D2c

— Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman) June 10, 2023

There’s a war being fought underground.

I saw similar during lockdown, except there are huge secret bases underground where the children are kept, before the cabal murders them and drinks/injects their blood.

There are also “super soldiers” that are sent to fight aliens on Saturn.

All of that was on youtube, not one of the really mental tube sites.

Who is it protecting, the cat or the owner?

I was at a pub in Bishop’s Castle at the weekend and noticed a copy behind the bar.

The only thing that limits far-right conspiracy theories is the conspiracy theorist’s imagination.

That’s the great attraction with conspiracy theories, it opens up a whole new world which unhampered by a lack of evidence.

where the children are kept, before the cabal murders them and drinks/injects their blood.

I have heard that one too.

 where the children are kept, before the cabal murders them and drinks/injects their blood.

Yeah this is the centre of the Q-Anon conspiracy. It’s just the blood libel updated for a new audience. The weird thing is how mainstream it’s becoming, the new Tucker Carlson Twitter programme talked about Zelensky (Jewish) as “rat-like” and “persecuting Christians” they’re mostly not even bothering to hide it now.

Downloaded out of curiosity. Tbh I probably would have lapped it up 25 years ago 😄

Couldn’t be bothered to read most of it but the cancer piece “cancer it’s not what we’re told” seemed quite approachable.

I like how they used deduction fed on conflicting statements to say what cancer is, rather than say, actual in depth knowledge expertise and science.

Are the authors 14?

Saw the BBC article on TV news yesterday – scary and intriguing all at once.

I think I’d quite like to read a copy to see how **** up it is, but i don’t want them being able to track me through the GPS enabled newsprint

£8.01 ??? That’s insane!

When COVID was really kicking off I tackled the nutter handing it out by pointing out that the pandemic wasn’t killing lizards. Therefore she was a shape shifting lizard trying to kill humans with her anti vaccine propaganda.
I told her that David icke had shown me the facts and for her to **** off as I was pro human.
She then said that I was a lizard and she was a human.

Oh I am so going to use that ^^ diagram!

Except some are true… either in whole** or mostly in part.
It’s the bits that are true that make them convincing and the negative use and accusation of “you’re a conspiracy theorist” pushed echo chambers.

**CED def of conspiracy

the activity of secretly planning with other people to do something bad or illegal

Colins

Conspiracy is the secret planning by a group of people to do something illegal.

A conspiracy is an agreement between a group of people which other people think is wrong or is likely to be harmful.

OED

a. The action of conspiring; combination of persons for an evil or unlawful purpose.
b ) (law )The crime of conspiracy consists in the agreement of two or more persons to do an illegal act, or to do a lawful act by unlawful means.

2.
a. (with a and plural) A combination of persons for an evil or unlawful purpose; an agreement between two or more persons to do something criminal, illegal, or reprehensible (especially in relation to treason, sedition, or murder); a plot.

4. Compounds.

conspiracy theory n. the theory that an event or phenomenon occurs as a result of a conspiracy between interested parties; spec. a belief that some covert but influential agency (typically political in motivation and oppressive in intent) is responsible for an unexplained event.

If you use the wider “which other people think is wrong or is likely to be harmful” or “or reprehensible” then that’s most politics or media.
I’m sure (NOT LOOKED) whatever is on the front page of today’s DM meets that wider criteria. The headline is probably completely false but will contain some truths people can relate to.

I saw similar during lockdown, except there are huge secret bases underground where the children are kept, before the cabal murders them and drinks/injects their blood.

Think thats the adrenochrome conspiracy.
Started in Hunter. S Thompson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas claiming a)it could only be taken from humans and b)it had various psychedelic and possible life extending properties.
Somehow reemerged a couple of years back as a full blown conspiracy where the childrens blood is used as a source for it.