The Conservative Party leadership vote…

spoiler. He’s not 

https://members.parliament.uk/opposition/cabinet

it would have been very funny though.

Double post.

Shadow Secretary of State for Education
Laura Trott
Conservative

After her amazing explanation of inflation in that infamous interview, putting her in charge of education is an interesting choice.

After her amazing explanation of inflation in that infamous interview, putting her in charge of anything is an interesting choice.

FTFY

They’re going to need a very robust meeting room for shadow cabinet meetings. That much vacuum in a confined space willl lead to the room imploding like a titanium submarine!

To be fair, just putting Laura Trott and Helen Whately in the same room together could form a critical mass of stupid. Throw Chris Philp into the mix too and you’re at thermonuclear levels of cluelessness

To be fair, just putting Laura Trott and Helen Whately in the same room

For some reason I had conflated this pair of aces into one superdunce. Presumably on the basis that I’d never seen them in the same room for safety reasons.

Honestly, there is no beginning to their talent

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the full majesty of Mick Lynch telling the now shadow Home Secretary exactly what he is…

For some reason I had conflated this pair of aces into one superdunce. Presumably on the basis that I’d never seen them in the same room for safety reasons.

Was going to say exactly the same. I’d confused Trott for Whately this morning. Philip is the answer to a question nobody asked.