As I’m not a premium member I can’t ask the question in the comments there, however, I wonder if they’d make this for me?

Pah, I’m wasted here

No you’re not. I mean, you’re no Jamie but there again he never posted about gym bunnies or hot doctors.

Coo, you dun a ride in the shape of a dachshund! Did you realise?

Oh is it a dachsund? Couldn’t see the pic so kinda assumed it’d be a cocknballs

Jamie uses photoshop, I use a different medium

One of my strava koms is me writing boobs. 😀

Ha! Love it

Pro-Tip: You might want to link to the original news story, as sometimes, even a cock and balls needs context.

Oh is it a dachsund? Couldn’t see the pic so kinda assumed it’d be a cocknballs

Remind me never to accept an invitation from DezB to walk his dog.

Remind me never to accept an invitation from DezB to walk his dog.

….or stroke it.

I’ve got a rottweiler I’ll have you know

I’ve got a rottweiler I’ll have you know

Hopefully you keep it muzzled.

http://www.strava.com/segments/2215489
😀

* plans to take KOM*

That’s a good effort actually!

Do it, when a football match is on. 😀
I can see it now, a group of middle aged men on fives, riding through an eleven year olds football game, while screaming “STRAVA”. 😈