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  • Texts you never want to receive
  • bearnecessities
    Full Member

    He’s referring to the amount of food we have for Christmas.

    I hope.

    Posted 5 years ago
    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Was it not aimed at Maude from Flat 7? I hear he’s getting down to brass tacks later…

    😉

    Posted 5 years ago
    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Was it not aimed at Gerald from Accounts… I hear he’s filing Tax Returns later…

    😉

    😜

    Posted 5 years ago
    Houns
    Full Member

    My Mum has an awful habit of writing come and coming as cum and cumming

    *dry boaks

    Posted 5 years ago
    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    Parents and Texts!! My mother has a new texting style that makes even the simplest give us a quick call sound like elderly relatives moving on!

    Posted 5 years ago
    Houns
    Full Member

    Yeah even gchq couldn’t decipher my mother’s texts (apart from her cumming)

    Posted 5 years ago
    mattyfez
    Full Member

    So come on, you must have sent a comedy reply back, it’s an open goal!

    Posted 5 years ago
    perchypanther
    Free Member

    He’s referring to the amount of food we have for Christmas.

    Sounds like  he’s been at the piagra

    Posted 5 years ago
    tomhoward
    Full Member

    This still haunts me…

    🤮🤮🤮😫😫😫

    Posted 5 years ago
    brant
    Free Member

    when your mum accidentally creates a url

    Posted 5 years ago
    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Did you click it?

    Posted 5 years ago
    mattyfez
    Full Member

    Ooph! That’s a good one!

    Posted 5 years ago
    pirahna
    Free Member

    Waiting for Curry’s to deliver my new oven last Friday.

    Posted 5 years ago
    Scapegoat
    Full Member

    I thought he was a Rush fan at first glance

    Posted 5 years ago
    MarkBrewer
    Free Member

    All a bit tame so far, surely it should be “you might want to get yourself down the clinic asap”

    Posted 5 years ago
    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    If that actually happened to Brant, he wins 🙂

    Posted 5 years ago
    CountZero
    Full Member

    Sounds like he’s been at the piagra

    Boom, and, quite possibly, tish! 👏🏻

    Posted 5 years ago
    brant
    Free Member

    It didn’t happen to me. I found that one on twitter.

    I did quite like this one I got once. Much less rude, but very funny.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/mLjgCwpqP2E1B28Y9

    Posted 5 years ago
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