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Josef fritzl on an episode of cribs.
A fat lass in a sauna in Newcastle
a rapist.
Sorry it is awfully offensive but a guy I used to ride with used to say it all the time.
....Michael Jackson in a creche
Sorry 😕
A blind lesbian in a fish shop
Guy here who says it all the time, it's managed to ingrain itself into me 😕
An undercover brother at a Klan rally.
Milli Vanilli in a karaoke bar?
me, riding up any gentle incline ?
a pregnant nun.
.....a peado (sp?) in a play ground
A fat lass in a chocolate factory
A para in a spelling test
A whore in Church
A Pikey trying to read!!!
me walking into work this morning, what gives?
A blind puff in a sausage factory.
(even typing it makes me cringe, but it does get used when out in the wilds with no possibility of anyone being offended)
A dog with a gun to its head?
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a n*gga on a rape charge
a Brazilian running for the tube
For the Bristol people: a Southmeader in a spelling test.
Peter Andre on Mastermind.
...a glass-blower's arse
A blind lesbian in a fish shop
Does beg the question of how unclean the women you (or the person inventing the phrase) know are?
Hitler when he saw the gas bill
[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7991472.stm ]Tam Paton[/url] in Toys 'r' Us
Jesus in a synagog?
A geordie in a job centre.
Prescott in a pie shop.
AlasdairMc - MemberTam Paton in Toys 'r' Us
OK I've read the news item but I can't say I get the connection.
... a priest in a playground
a Brazilian running for the tube
LOL ..... I shall never forget that one !
btw has Josef Fritzl's favourite 'chat-up line' been posted ?
A weight watcher in a cake shop 😉
A prisoner who's dropped the soap
Fred West digging the garden
Barrymore in a pool??
A Bangkok money lender