Suella! Braverman!

Dodgy dave as foreign sec.
Wtf is going on

Point can still be made that pissing about for several days before sacking her just shows how weak and indecisive Sunak is. As with the HS2 cancellation debacle.

Fire up the D CAM thread!

Welcome to the Twilight Zone. 

He’s been made a Baron and appointed to the House of Lords and all his dodgy lobbying erased from memory

Hurray for Democracy

Braverman says she will have ‘more to say in due course’, implying she does not plan to accept her sacking quietly

Full-scale Tory civil war across the front pages, just a few months before a general election, and with a consistent 20% Labour lead over the Tories?

And David Cameron back on the scene just to emphasis how much he was lying when Rishi Sunak claimed that he the “change” Prime Minister after 13 years of Tory rule?

Not in my wildest dreams.

Frankconway, would you be kind enough to buy me a lottery ticket this week?

Didn’t Rishi, only a matter of a few months ago, call Cameron the “failed consensus”?

James! Cleverly!  You couldn’t make it up. What is wrong with Larry! The! Cat! ??

So how long until they dig up thatcher and appoint her deputy PM?

According to Sky News’ Beth Rigby, some Tories are unhappy about the possibility of David Cameron being given a cabinet job because that would imply that none of the 350 Conservative MPs in the Commons were good enough.

None of the ones that want a job are good enough would be true.  Anyone with any nous is hiding on the backbenches

Cameron as foreign sec is just absurd tho but he maybe will be able to be vaguely sensible in negotiations with the EU

She says she’ll ’have more to say in due course’

i’m Sure any of us could guess the sort of things she wants to tell us 

i feel like we should draw up bingo cards

Then I scrolled down and read that on Friday afternoon the Met police literally threw the homes/tents and belongings of ten homeless men in the back of a bin lorry.

Naah .. they were HELPING them !

Thinking about it, a lot of stuff has been announced over the past decade but apart from the disaster that is Brexit, nothing has actually gone into law.

As MSP pointed out plenty has gone through. Trade Unions have been hobbled, workers rights eroded, protest is all but illegal and we have the Online Safety Bill.

Don’t fool yourself that they have been maliciously incompetent, it’ll take years to undo the damage they have caused.

Baron Dave of Greensill. After than episode I’m surprised he’s allowed near the building!

Meanwhile….

BBC News – Welfare cuts worth billions planned by ministers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67385385

She says she’ll ’have more to say in due course’

Isn’t Lizzie due to deliver her ‘alternative’ Autumn statement that Tufton Street are presently writing for her too?

Looks like its going to be a fun few weeks for Lil Rishi, with the ghosts of incompetence past popping up left, right and centre

Why do I get the feeling that, despite it being a Very Good Thing that Braverman has been removed from her post that it somehow plays into her masterplan to become Party Leader and that Sunak has only gone ahead with it as that’s what she wanted?

As for Cameron coming back? Wow. This is the kind of stuff that if a comedian or scriptwriter had come up with it, it would be dismissed as unbelievably impossible and only imaginable if you were on some very strong drugs.

Cameron as foreign sec is just absurd tho but he maybe will be able to be vaguely sensible in negotiations with the EU

He was directly responsible for Brexit in the first place and then the protracted and largely bitter negotiations with the EU (in which they walked all over us).

They just regard him as foolish and weak plus he took up vast amounts of time that could have been much better spent.

When that destructive bell end Cameron is no longer Foreign Secretary can they be sure to take his peerage back off him?
…and remember when you thought Priti Awful was the worst they could come up with..

I’m sure it won’t be lost on anyone, as the NHS and public services fall apart, that the architect of austerity which caused all that is now back in government.

Despite being labelled by Rishi as part of ‘the failed status quo’ only a few weeks ago

Appelle-moi Dave

So, do we think she’ll be joining Farage on I’m a Celeb – she’s got time to fly out.

Cameron as foreign sec is just absurd tho but he maybe will be able to be vaguely sensible in negotiations with the EU

The FO has nothing to do with EU negotiations.

What is wrong with Larry! The! Cat! ??

over qualified and not a nazi would be my guess…

Baron Greensill

As much as I think in an ideal world no tory would ever have any position of power, I’ll take David Cameron over the current crop every day of the week

If this is the thought process on here (I’ll admit I initially thought it too,and I can’t stand the arse), I wonder if they’re thinking that he might appeal to more centerist tory voters to possibly lure them back ahead of the election

I wonder if they’re thinking that he might appeal to more centrist tory voters to possibly lure them back ahead of the election

The guardian seems to think so.  They need less lunatic folk to appeal in the “blue wall”

BBC reporting now that David Cameron … is new Home Secretary!

Not a chance.

That aged well.

fossy
Full Member
So, do we think she’ll be joining Farage on I’m a Celeb – she’s got time to fly out.

She’ll always have an opening at GB News but I’m sure they won’t mind her doing the whole entertainment TV entertainment gig that seems to be the retirement plan of most Tories now.

Of course they are. You don’t think they want his incisive political insight do you? It’s ALL about the optics and reducing the ‘visible’ fascist tally. I still think this will bite Sunak on the arse though – Cameron has way too much baggage for this to work

So cleverly just made a statement and his first priority is to “stop the boats”.

Business as usual then.

So cleverly just made a statement and his first priority is to “stop the boosts”.

Thank God, all these different axle standards are a nightmare.

EDIT: quick edit from Poops! 🙂

That aged well.

He’s not Home Secretary. There was no chance of him being given a domestic brief. The Foreign Secretary role is seen by many as a being a senior diplomat role (when performed well) rather than impacting on day to day policy at home (what most people vote on).

Crazy that he’s back in any role, especially given the Greensill stuff. More Chaos with David Cameron?

genuine LOL at  “all these different axle standards are a nightmare.”

@martinhutch

I edited that within seconds you damned ninja you. 😁

Good grief….

So a other cabinet removal compensation payment for Suella… Let’s hope she doesn’t get another cabinet post in a few days this time!

Cameron as foreign secretary, what the actual hell?! Isn’t he on the board of a company, perhaps steel related, vaguely recall him being called up to a HOC committee enquiry in recent times.

He has been a paid shill for various companies – as are many of the members of the HOC right across all parties tho the tories are much worse

BBC News – Welfare cuts worth billions planned by ministers
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67385385

Perfect day to hide this behind the endless discussion of who got what job and what we think of them.
And it is working, even if only on STW.