- STWers who deserve a smack in the chops
Jamie – for leaving us! 😥Posted 4 years ago
Hora. Came round last week, left rings on my new oak work top (luckily buffed out), drank my entire beer stock and left the outside fridge door open. I only discovered the last bit after a weekend away. All the fruit and veg had gone to mush and had to be slung.Posted 4 years ago
Me, not ridden my sodding bike in aaaaaaaagesPosted 4 years ago
Me for not being quick enough to book this week off work.
Office is right next door to Bramham Park, everyone else bagged the holiday and work from home tickets so I’m the only one in today, now listening to the Leeds Festival sound checks and hoping like hell the traffic is going to be OK later.Posted 4 years ago
Me for being ‘sanctimonious’, ‘chippy and dull’ and an ‘ex drug dealer’, apparently….Posted 4 years ago
Where to start, Australia would be good and then work your way home 😆Posted 4 years ago
THM for winding up Ernie… 😆Posted 4 years ago
Ernie for winding up thmPosted 4 years ago
I wholeheartedly disapprove of lacing meat with heroin. Completely irresponsible and I cannot condone it.Posted 4 years ago
THM and ninfan.Posted 4 years ago
Cougar deserves smack in the nut cutlets.Posted 4 years ago
Two, one blow to each, for that shit gag.Posted 4 years ago
geoffjPosted 4 years ago
I only objected because the steaks were too high.Posted 4 years ago
Seriously, what’s you beef with pharmaceutically enhanced food-stuffs? It never did Lance any harm… (allegedly)Posted 4 years ago
What a pigging offal thread. It creates an uneasy feeling in the loins.Posted 4 years ago
Me?Posted 4 years ago
This thread is being butchered by some.Posted 4 years ago
where did Jamie go?Posted 4 years ago
where did Jamie go?
He was cut up and enjoyed with a glass of Chianti…ff ff ff ffPosted 4 years ago
This is a weak thread. Not enough content to fillet.
IGMC.Posted 4 years ago
Just thought I’d get this post in as the rump of the puns seem to have been done.Posted 4 years ago
Don’t mince your words.Posted 4 years ago
where did Jamie go?
Down a helter skelter into Cuckoo Land? Bloody magic torches…..Posted 4 years ago
What happened to THM, missed that?Posted 4 years ago
Some of you are scratching about for good puns.Posted 4 years ago
Me for being ‘sanctimonious’, ‘chippy and dull’ and an ‘ex drug dealer’, apparently….
Yup….and JY for being Chippy AND a Hypocrite!Posted 4 years ago
This thread’s surely for the chop now? I’d steak a fiver on it.Posted 4 years ago
Jamie could always be here under a different name. Possibly…Posted 4 years ago
If Jamie does come back he’s in a for roasting!Posted 4 years ago
Mair than wan pun on mince posted here they’re like lambs to the slaughter.Posted 4 years ago
And in response to the op,me.
DP oopsPosted 4 years agoloddrik wrote:
and an ‘ex drug dealer’, apparently….
Well you did admit it on here.Posted 4 years ago
Surely the question is who deserves pudding?Posted 4 years ago
or a nice portion ofPosted 4 years ago
Surely the question is who deserves pudding?
No one who has deserted the forumPosted 4 years ago
I deserve the pudding. I was forced to drink beer against my will!Posted 4 years ago
No one who has deserted the forum
Oh, that’s good. Bravo 😀Posted 4 years ago
Oh, that’s good. Bravo
Someone’s been following the syllabub!Posted 4 years ago
A mere trifle thanks Should we stop the puns before the cheese and biscuits?Posted 4 years ago
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