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  • STWers who deserve a smack in the chops
  • Premier Icon geoffj
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    Jamie – for leaving us! 😥

    Premier Icon Pook
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    Hora. Came round last week, left rings on my new oak work top (luckily buffed out), drank my entire beer stock and left the outside fridge door open. I only discovered the last bit after a weekend away. All the fruit and veg had gone to mush and had to be slung.

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    Me, not ridden my sodding bike in aaaaaaaages

    allan23
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    Me for not being quick enough to book this week off work.

    Office is right next door to Bramham Park, everyone else bagged the holiday and work from home tickets so I’m the only one in today, now listening to the Leeds Festival sound checks and hoping like hell the traffic is going to be OK later.

    loddrik
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    Me for being ‘sanctimonious’, ‘chippy and dull’ and an ‘ex drug dealer’, apparently….

    Pigface
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    Where to start, Australia would be good and then work your way home 😆

    Ro5ey
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    THM for winding up Ernie… 😆

    Ernie for winding up thm

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    I wholeheartedly disapprove of lacing meat with heroin. Completely irresponsible and I cannot condone it.

    munrobiker
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    THM and ninfan.

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Cougar deserves smack in the nut cutlets.

    Premier Icon thegreatape
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    Two, one blow to each, for that shit gag.

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    geoffj

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    I only objected because the steaks were too high.

    Premier Icon willard
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    Seriously, what’s you beef with pharmaceutically enhanced food-stuffs? It never did Lance any harm… (allegedly)

    What a pigging offal thread. It creates an uneasy feeling in the loins.

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    Me?

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    This thread is being butchered by some.

    Sui
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    where did Jamie go?

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    where did Jamie go?

    He was cut up and enjoyed with a glass of Chianti…ff ff ff ff

    This is a weak thread. Not enough content to fillet.

    IGMC.

    Premier Icon dannyh
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    Just thought I’d get this post in as the rump of the puns seem to have been done.

    Don’t mince your words.

    where did Jamie go?

    Down a helter skelter into Cuckoo Land? Bloody magic torches…..

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    What happened to THM, missed that?

    Pigface
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    Some of you are scratching about for good puns.

    Rockape63
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    Me for being ‘sanctimonious’, ‘chippy and dull’ and an ‘ex drug dealer’, apparently….

    Yup….and JY for being Chippy AND a Hypocrite!

    Premier Icon ononeorange
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    This thread’s surely for the chop now? I’d steak a fiver on it.

    teasel
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    Jamie could always be here under a different name. Possibly…

    If Jamie does come back he’s in a for roasting!

    Premier Icon gordimhor
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    Mair than wan pun on mince posted here they’re like lambs to the slaughter.
    And in response to the op,me.

    Premier Icon gordimhor
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    DP oops

    allthepies
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    loddrik wrote:

    and an ‘ex drug dealer’, apparently….

    Well you did admit it on here.

    Surely the question is who deserves pudding?

    ton
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    or a nice portion of fist fish pie.

    Premier Icon gordimhor
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    Surely the question is who deserves pudding?

    No one who has deserted the forum

    hora
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    I deserve the pudding. I was forced to drink beer against my will!

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    No one who has deserted the forum

    Oh, that’s good. Bravo 😀

    Oh, that’s good. Bravo

    Someone’s been following the syllabub!

    Premier Icon gordimhor
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    Bravo

    A mere trifle thanks Should we stop the puns before the cheese and biscuits?

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