When my dad was dieing, he decided with me to plan his own funeral, as he used to be a funeral director he knew the questions to ask, undertaker turns up very profesional,limited sence of humour, planned the church, mourners, cars and flowers etc etc, came to the price, which was very reasonable.
I said to the funeral director, How much for cash, the funeral director went a funny shade of white then red, almost started choking, then regained his composure and said im so sorry i cant offer a better deal for cash, and ive never been asked that before.
Me and my dad then burst out laughing, dad explaining i had a strange sence of humour, and that we would pay the full amount.
The undertaker then saw the funny side. 😀