https://www.spymuseum.org/exhibition-experiences/about-the-collection/collection-highlights/rectal-tool-kit/

**** swallowing that.

Oh, wait, you’re not supposed to swallow it?

Link doesn’t work for me, it’s a tech issue
Reported so it can be checked

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Holy S@#$!

The design does seem familiar, though. I’m guessing silicone, not lithium grease for maintenance? 😜

My guess is it was actually just a psychological test during CIA training to profile agents for different types of assignments.
CIA Training Officer: “Ok, drop your trousers, bend over and relax while I poke this up your bum.”
Trainee 1: “Nope, not doing that.” (Reassigned to combat operations.)
Trainee 2: “No sacrifice is too much for my country.” (Assigned to diplomatic corps infiltration squad.)

Christ, you’d definitely not want to be running tubes with a tool kit inserted there.

Link doesn’t work for me, it’s a tech issue
Reported so it can be checked

It’s external so nothing to do with STW.

Hang on… I thought everyone carried thier Dynaplug tools that way?

Nifty way of never having people borrow your tools ever again. Not sure there’s much room for a pump mind.

That’s going to break the pan when the time comes to shat that out.

Link doesn’t work for me, it’s a tech issue
Reported so it can be checked

It’s external so nothing to do with STW.

It’s far from external 😱

None of those tools would be of any biking use – might as well stick the whole lot up your arse

The worrying thing is if it was second hand or BNIB when the museum received it.

BNIB when the museum received it.

Brand New In Bum?

Hang on… I thought everyone carried thier Dynaplug tools that way?

The original name was Dyna-buttplug

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.

So, teach them to spanner and you have a self-deploying mobile mechanic team.

Surpised at the lack of ring spanners

Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.

What did you enter into the search box to come up with that result?

I’m worried about what you’d do if that thing burst inside you – YIKES!

Those ‘tools’ look rather sharp!

What did you enter into the search box to come up with that result?

This.

Kinder eggs have changed a bit since I was a kid

What did you enter into the search box to come up with that result?

This.

Jesus Christ, no way am I clicking on that link!!!

Prolapsed_Mandalorian?

Something that’s always puzzled me about this sort of thing, whether its drugs, jewellery or escape kits – surely by going in from the bottom up, so to speak, it puts the smuggled item at the head of the queue to reappear?

If you need to go no.2 in the prison bogs, it can’t be all that subtle to clank out your escape kit, fish it out the pan (assuming its not a long drop and you need to catch the ejectee still warm and steaming!), finish the rest of the job and re-hide it, all the time whilst looking relaxed, insouciant and innocent? Or can you learn to control your colon enough to allow for priority disembarkment?

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches

radius or diameter?

You know what you can do with that! Shove it up your…

Oh, wait.

What did you enter into the search box to come up with that result?

Search? I assumed it was from experience?

Jesus Christ, no way am I clicking on that link!!!

It’s safe, I use this site a lot when responding to dumb questions on facebook.

https://letmegooglethat.com/

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage.

That’s a very specific number. What I want to know is, Who conducted this study and who funded them?

radius or diameter?

😳I was hoping it was circumference.

😆

I actually only came in to make a joke about using a butt plug instead. Only 60 years late to the party…

Also, holy shit, that’s bigger than the Professors underwater breathing suppositories in Futurama.

Who conducted this study and who funded them?

Hotkinkyjo. Or Goatse.

Don’t Google either of those if you’re not prepared for…

…you know what, just don’t. If you know you know. If you don’t, probably best keep it that way.

This.

Like anyone is daft enough to click on that.
Rick Roll ahoy….?

No chain tool? i’m out.