It is that time of year again

Does anyone else suffer? Even the dog is looking at me in disgust

Sprouts only induce the wind if they are over cooked. Al dente they are fine.

PAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP!!!

A long time ago my wife didn’t believe me when I said what would happen if I ate sprouts. I ate 1. I’ve been banned from ever eating them again which is fine with me as I don’t like them.

I eat sprouts regularly and have no issues. But then I always roast them.

A paramedic friend of mine told me the story of a casualty who died of faecal vomiting after over consumption of sprouts! Using up the excess after Christmas apparently.

sprouts are ace – no side effects

onions however – chemical alarm

The advent colander

charlielightamatch

PAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP!!!

I detect a fire hazard with that username!

I first read the title as “Spouses and their side effects”
I was honestly scared to open the post at first

I first read the title as “Spouses and their side effects”

if only they were as innocuous as sprouts…

sprouts are ace – no side effects

onions however – chemical alarm

Onion Bhaji for the win. I don’t have a great sense of smell, but I want to divorce my arse each time I eat them.

I’ve got a bag of sprouts from my g/f for Christmas! They’re actually chocolate ones from B&M, ‘cos I hate real ones.

Sulphurised dried apricots – I could clear an A380 hangar after some of these.

I’m hoping that a potent combination of sprouts and cauliflower cheese will give me some much needed assistance on the club charity hill climb tomorrow.

sprouts are ace – no side effects

onions however – chemical alarm

Ditto. French onion soup or onion based curry and it’s like blasting a double barrel shotgun into the pan.