…. handing my notice in tomorrow.

The one that perfectly divides the line between being outright unprofessional and just about acceptable wins.

Darth Vader using the fore to choke an unfortunate minion?
I normally save that one for our Thursday management meetings😀

A well placed bottle of champagne in an ice bucket with napkin around the neck, a couple of glasses and a “congratulations on your new job” card.

I’d go simple and have some nice fresh green grass in the background.
Not drugs 😉 , just plain old grass, blowing in the wind.

Do you have a new job? If so why not a background with their logo?

Could you get someone to feed a brazier with paper work in a panicked manner in the background?

I’m your boss, can we use zoom for the better sound quality?

Don’t go full Jeffrey Toobin

As recommended to me by a pilot….

I think this is borderline though, they either won’t get it or I’ll end up in the Guardian.

Heron Bay.

Tell them what you think of their employees

Yes. Muppets!

I should have thought of that.

With your username @oakleymuppet, I’d have said so 😉

four seasons total landscaping.

I liked to use Clem Fandango and Danny Bear (from Toast of London) when we first all started home working.

Initially it was just to make my friend laugh, because we said “yes I can hear you Clem Fandango” when having the usual problems – but I’ve grown quite fond of them now.

Can someone explain the leather sofa and plain white wall please? Thank you.

I really like Macs, as that sums up how the last month has felt.

Not done it yet, still waiting on the new contract.

We all put balloons on last week for a team member’s 40th, I then forgot to remove it for a cross government call. Muppet.

Dez: that’s for the hiring process mainly. Not sure it applies for terminations.

Can someone explain the leather sofa and plain white wall please?

Reverse image search says it’s a couch, not a sofa…

Oh! Course!

Er.. Nope 😆

What about this? Too subtle maybe,

Reverse image search says it’s a couch, not a sofa…

That rings a bell, and something to do with fishing?

Funkmaster has it- just add on “me” & “you” with arrows to each figure for further emphasis!

@dezb

Casting couch

A staple of most porn hosting sites.

four seasons total landscaping.

I had a work teams meeting with a CPS Senior Prosecutor last week and he had the four seasons landscaping background up!

We all took a street view image of a colleagues house.

Freaked him right out

Not really for resigning, but I took a photo from where my laptop normally sits on my desk at work, so I can now do the video conference from my desk whenever and wherever I want.

We all took a street view image of a colleagues house.

Freaked him right out

That’s genius….

Get a headshot of yourself and use that, it’s deeply disturbing if nothing else!

Facebook stalk find a photo of them and family.

Photoshop their head out out yours in.

Job done