So, what else shall we ban?

I don’t like soccer, so I’d ban that.

Anyone driving in the middle lane of a motorway, when the inside lane is free? BANNED!

Anyone using “yourself” and “myself” incorrectly. BANNED and BEHEADED. Harsh, but fair.

Fixies, when ridden off a track. BANNED! Makefixieshistory. Together, we can make a difference.

Cutting the nose off the cheese? Swipe of the banhammer coming your way!

What else?

😉

people having conversations in doorways at work.

Tourists on the moors. My drive home has started slowing down every time the sun comes out.

Anyone using “yourself” and “myself” incorrectly. BANNED and BEHEADED. Harsh, but fair.

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever agreed with you. Well said, sir!

You

I’d recommend the OP gets his blood pressure checked if those things are winding him up that much.

You

…missed a trick there, should have said “yourself”..!

arms and legs

old balding men with ponytails.

Myself? I’d ban all those little yappy dogs that I come across from time to time which try to hump my leg, pathetic little things.

don_simon – you don’t mind the big dogs humping your leg then

Inconsiderate people.

Being British used to be about making the world slightly better by being polite and considerate. Virtuous circle….sadly not the majority any more it seems.

Paul

don simon must smell like a dog on heat – that never happens to me

not just a ban, but removal of associated right permanantly. Driving in the middle lane for no reason is illegal, there for you are a criminal and cannot follow the rules of the highway code and should have your license taken away and never be allowed to drive again.

seems tough, but if a ban was a life ban I bet the quality of driving in the UK would get substantially higher very quickly.

don_simon – you don’t mind the big dogs humping your leg then

Big dogs are cool and don’t need to hump legs to get your attention.

Meehaja, what about beheading them as well, just to be sure?

Or….how about if they are seen, the tractor beams engage on their cars and drag them in to the pit of rotating knives. Lovely.

Oh, and anyone who puts a signature/signs their posts on here. Insta-Ban.

CFH 🙂

😳

Tailgaters on the road BANNED
Loud mobile phone users in public BANNED
Women who talk like blokes in a deep voice saying “mate” and “you know what i mean” BANNED
Anyone playing music out of their phones speaker, get some headphones BANNED
People who keep bleating on about everyone on here being middle aged Audi owners BANNED

Adverts, all of em’ Banned.
Parents that stop on zigzag’s near skools, banned.
Margarine, banned.
Kids on zippy mopeds riding in packs, banned.
Miserable bosses, banned.
Ambulance, Police driving mental through streets, lights on in a built up area with no traffic yet the siren’s blaring “NeeNawh, neeee nawh”, banned.
Ginger hair, banned (ohhh get me)
Phone hacking, banned.
Trains that are late, banned.
Security men who don’t let you park in staff car parks, “I’m only following directives”, banned.
Real Ale (micro brewery) without crisps, banned.
Cheese filled Pizza Crust, banned.
Linkedin, banned and blown out of the water to the tune of “Dam Busters”
Instant Coffee, so banned you couldn’t ban it quick enough.
Barristas that always ask “would you like to try one of our cakes/pastries” when all I really want is a coffee, banned.
Estate Agents who try to pitch you against someone else, banned.
Bad spelling, banned (I’m useless so I expect to be banned)
Anyone who doesn’t like Lewis, so so banned.

I’d ban plastic.

Cutting the nose off the cheese?

Are you French?

old balding men with ponytails.

and weasels 🙂

Anyone using “yourself” and “myself”

can we add there/they’re/their? Instant immolation

and all posts started by mcmoonter. Instant ban for causing jealousy

Baby owners who misuse the cyclists spaces on trains, Banned,

Drivers who play loud music in vehicles with the windows open,banned.

TV adverts,Banned.

Soaps and Breakfast tv, Banned,

Voting con-servative, Banned.

I’d ban plastics.

😉

Are you French?

I’d also ban LeffeBoy.

😉

those little yappy dogs that I come across from time to time which try to hump my leg,

to be fair if you’ve just come across little yappy dog, it’s no wonder the poor little spaff coated thing gets a bit excitable and tries to return the favour!!

confusing brought and bought

Here’s a philosophical question. Would it be possible to ban bannings?

i would ban myself (it’s the only way to be sure 😉

Simon, would said bannings be on a conveyor belt? This is important.

Cowell, and all things associated/related

people who wear running shoes when not running.

All Renault Clios… and their occupants

Asda

(ok, will stop now)

Cutting the nose off the cheese? what?

periods BANNED
The Love shack BANNED
animal print BANNED
Facebook updates that tell me my ‘friend’ is at….(put name of shit place here)

Conception of humans as there’s too many of us killing our planet.

Samsung Kies, ohhh please ban that POC.

Batfink, my GF has a clio. 👿

Using the sugar spoon to stir tea or coffee and returning it to the sugar bowl – BANNED
Skrillex and all his minions – BANNED, burned and the ashes flushed down the toilet
Bikes on trains – BANNED, ride the **** thing
Caravans – to be subjected to CFH’s tractor beam (owners and car towing included)

Has anyone suggested banning banning. I’d ban that.