http://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/8371591.Woman_admits/

Sounds like a very sad & **** up woman.

That's a whole world of wrong.

Couldn't she wait?

😯

nice

Now that is pretty odd 🙂

odd behaviour, I still think Mr Kitchen is a miserable **** though

I thought truckers normally fantasize about such things not report them…

Stoner – Maybe if she was a hot looking twenty something but not a 43yr old with a face like a melted welly

Useless without pictures

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3124524/M6-mum-fondled-self-as-she-passed-trucker.html

Safe for work, but you will be scard (sp)

you're right carlos. Everyone's lucky the trucker didnt cause a pile-up when he saw that! 😮

face like a melted welly

Superb!!

Guess something rubbed her up the wrong way.

I thought truckers normally fantasize about such things not report them…

I think the clue is in that she dropped four dress sizes in the run up to the trial. Ewww!

I think the clue is in that she dropped four dress sizes in the run up to the trial. Ewww!

Well thats one alternative to the iDave Diet Plan!

Surely she could've pulled over?

She had her hands full though.

1) its sad she could be done for it, if she wants to have a fiddle, fiddle away.
2) Truck driver is a twunt, He cannot have seen much anyway.

Have you ever been with a girl who comes quietly?

She would have burst my eardrums and thrown herself off the road if I was in the car 8)

So I'd report it as well.

Lorry driver Jonathon Kitchen = busybody ****t

face like a melted welly

+1

I LOLed.

A mate used to drive trucks and he said such events were plentiful (along with pretty much anything else you could imagine could be done whilst in the driving seat of a car either alone or with a friend).

That truck driver either has excellent eyesight or we're not getting the whole picture here…There might have been some sort of particularly noticeable 'device' involved… 😯

That is deviant behaviour though. Sure if your with a passenger and she wants to give you head….but alone driving along. Its,well grim.

I assume police caught her in the act too otherwise she could have just said "No, I wasn't. Prove it".

I imagine they sniffed her fingers?

She could have been eating a bag of scampi fries before she got in the car.

Bleak Bleak Bleak…..BLEAK!!!!

hora – Member
That is deviant behaviour though

When Hora is questioning your sexual morality you really are in big trouble

Was she driving dangerously? Cant really see what the fuss is about except the driving bit tbh. Amazed the driver called the police rather than his mates I am more worried about his moral compass than hers.
Everyone masturbates at some point , most of us dont do it driving though.

So none of you have ever had a go on a long journey? when i was twenty driving home meant Lands End to John O Groats, -20 miles or so. I indulged myself on the motorway, i was bored!

wee-al – Member
So none of you have ever had a go on a long journey? when i was twenty driving home meant Lands End to John O Groats, -20 miles or so. I indulged myself on the motorway, i was bored!

Thanks for that info-nugget.

I take it the truck driver stopped to call the Police?

You're welcome. However it was more about the question than the "info-nugget". That was merely provided to prove i wasn't judging.

You've never cracked one out beyond the confines of you're own bedrooms i suppose.

You've never cracked one out beyond the confines of you're own bedrooms i suppose

and even then I turn the lights off and put a blanket over the budgie's cage.

Well don't most women close their eyes at the actual point of orgasm? 😯

(note to self, never buy a car from Wee-al)..

But on the positive side of things: "she dropped four dress sizes since the incident due to stress"

Works out cheaper than weight-watchers.

edit: beaten to that one already 🙁
Too slow by far.

hora – Member
Well don't most women close their eyes at the actual point of orgasm?

If you have to ask…

cynic-al – I am after all a STW male. I have only heard of females and mumbled thanks for change in a shop is the closest I've ever gotten to one 😉