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  • Dickyboy
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    Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy 😯 It’s almost like he is a virgin all over again.

    I fail completely at 0.5 days 😉

    mark90
    Member

    About 4 hours 🙂

    But was first this year 😕

    cynic-al
    Member

    7 months. Longest gap for a while.

    Dickyboy
    Member

    I somehow managed a 12 month stint in my mid thirties, think internet dating would have easily fixed that if it had been around at the time

    Tom B
    Member

    20 hours or so

    donks
    Member

    Mate of mine has never had any in 43 years!! ….. No I’m not the mate either.
    Can’t say how long as the wife likes to peruse STW with nothing else to do…oh sod it last week but we have got 2 kids!

    nicko74
    Member

    14th year of involuntary celibacy

    If your friend is over the age of about 30 that’s really quite an achievement. Is s/he just not very good at meeting people? Drinker? I mean, many times one doesn’t need a ‘technique’ per se, just to hang around the right kinds of places at the right time. Generally, a bit of a dive bar, with some friends, at about 1.45am.

    And in answer to the question: too long, obviously. Partly because the OH won’t leave the house for long enough… 😉

    bikebouy
    Member

    Celibacy is a noble thing, don’t knock it.

    benjii19
    Member

    10 minutes ago. Just so i could say twice in a week.

    Dickyboy
    Member

    So far from age 34 to age 48 & yes quite an achievement in my books too – even to the extent of managing to pass over some very attractive & available women to such an extent that we quite marvel at his tales of the ones that got away…

    Premier Icon kayak23
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    Does on your own count? 8)

    _tom_
    Member

    About 15 days, need to sort it out really!

    andywoods
    Member

    Benjii19
    10 minutes ago. Just so i could say twice in a week

    that means 8 mins after doing the deed you were back on here thats dedication 🙂

    benjii19
    Member

    two pumps and a ppphhhhhht

    Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy It’s almost like he is a virgin all over again.

    and you would be wrong

    try being the bullied ginger kid with a negative, pessimistic attitude, who parents were odd and has no self confidence

    anothergit
    Member

    Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy

    No, but he presumably wasn’t sharing a bed with a “partner” for that. I’d be surprised if anybody can top my 39 months in such circumstances (not the current one – that only extends back 5 months).

    cheekyboy
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    Randywoods – Member
    Benjii19
    10 minutes ago. Just so i could say twice in a week

    that means 8 mins after doing the deed you were back on here thats dedication

    POSTED 9 MINUTES AGO #

    So Benjii you managed to finish a ride ?

    Steelfreak
    Member

    You want celibacy?

    Then just get married!

    (Oh, and yesterday, but that was the first time in AGES…)

    Nope, can’t beat that. It’s only been 12 and a bit years for me.

    Houns
    Member

    About 4 weeks 😯 🙁

    kevj
    Member

    I’m on the nest as I type (I also may not be telling the truth).

    Premier Icon edd
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    Last night and the night before. But I did manage over two years of involuntary celibacy from the age of about 26 to 28. 🙁

    Dickyboy
    Member

    I’m on the nest as I type (I also may not be telling the truth)

    Hmmm would be interesting to be able to sort honest from dishonest forum replies, can’t quite believe how open some folk appear to be 😕

    Once a day, sometimes more. Only stop when she has the red river of doom. And in her words, plenty of sex keeps us healthy. She is a randy bugger tho, she’s 32 and I’m 28. Longest time I’ve gone without sex is about 3 months after splitting with my ex.

    I enjoy sex tho, shouldn’t be a wham bam, I’ve blown my load so the lady can bog off.

    timc
    Member

    is this with your missus? or out on the pull?

    alcol70
    Member

    Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy
    No, but he presumably wasn’t sharing a bed with a “partner” for that. I’d be surprised if anybody can top my 39 months in such circumstances

    I’ll see your 39 months and raise you 7 years.

    For the last 7 years of my failing marriage I went without, despite sharing a bed with my now-ex-wife.

    Thankfully that drought came to an end not long after the marriage did. 8)

    Premier Icon turboferret
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    I last saw my wife over a year ago 😕

    Not quite what I had in mind when getting married…

    Cheers, Rich

    boblo
    Member

    Comes in, looks around. Tuts and buggers off…..

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Only stop when she has the red river of doom.

    C-, must try harder.

    anothergit
    Member

    I’ll see your 39 months and raise you 7 years.

    So I don’t even win that one? I’d like to say that I’d walk before it got to 7 years, but given I’m still here, and my current count is 5 times in almost 7 years I’m not so sure about that – I do wonder if I’d have been better off without my glut of false hope last summer.

    philbert31
    Member

    Last night! Chicka Chicka Yeah 😆

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