I’ve just been out in the garden to see what the dogs were doing (chasing the fox/hedgepig/bandersnatch out of the garden).  The garden is full of slugs, not just a dozen but I reckon well over a 100 of the slimey bastards.  I’ve put a bowl out full of Budweiser in the hope they will drown themselves or die from a horrific hangover but if the Budweiser fails what can I do to kill the slimey feckers off (without resorting to anything chemically stronger than rubbish American beer).

Just buy some nematodes.

Problem solved.

I’m more worried about how many mosquitoes there seem to be in my garden and house. Anyone else? I have never seen so many as this year… huge ones, small ones, medium ones etc. etc.

I hate slugs. SO MUCH!

You’d have to drink a hell of a lot of budweiser to die from a hangover. Even if you are a smoll invertibrate.