The site is going to be unavailable for a few hours on Tuesday morning. Don’t panic! It’s just while we do some necessary database jiggerypokery.

If you have been affected by this statement then the Samaritans telephone number is 116123

Any idea as to which few hours in the morning? just so i can plan a meeting / coffee break / morning ablutions. i don’t think i can cope if i have to actually work

How will I occupy my time at work?

YAY! A few hours off.

This is bad, I’m going to have to be argumentative and unpleasant with real people, people i have to work with, people who may actually deserve it.

Any idea as to which few hours in the morning?

From around 5am I believe.

UK productivity is about to soar. Then crash to earth like a Daesh piloted 737.

Is this the dreamed of forum update?

And is this an IT “few” hours or real world time?

I’m sure this’ll be as successful as last Decembers pre-Christmas forum update.

I’m taking odds on a posts-per-page count of 30.

Is it 2008 already? How time flies!

Ooo, new forum sweepstake… I am going for a maximum of 25 characters displayed at anyone time, full screen images only and the Back browser button disabled.

Is it 2008 already? How time flies!

They must now make shorts in a flavour that Mark finds palatable

Could there be a

Perchance?

Any chance ? 😆

Is this the dreamed of forum update?

If it is, I’m looking forward to Jamie’s promised premier subscription. (-:

Um, premium member here. Will this be deducted off my next bill?

Livid

Let me know where you’d like me to send your 15p rebate.

Based on our monthly sub cost I reckon 1p gets you 5 hours.

Ah, my bad, I was thinking £1.50 / day rather than per month. My GCSE maths would concur then, it’s a penny for five hours.

In which case, I’ll happily rebate out of my own pocket anyone who sends me a stamped, self-addressed envelope.

Let’s be honest, this is an outage.

Thanks for letting me know. I think I will have a lie-in. There is obviously no point in getting up.

Woah, so this is what the other side looks like….

Well that didn’t go to plan.
We are back to normal while we work through some bugs.

It was way too green.

You wouldn’t believe how much work I’ve got done today!

The green hurt my eyes badly.

In other news, bikeradar is still quite dead.

I’ve worn out my refresh button in excitement, only to see this finally.

I blame brexit, and the scotch.

That took way longer than a morning. What were you trying to do to us?!?

Yeah. Maybe if they’d not had quite so much last night….

Thanks for the like button..

Likes.

yeh saxonrider’s got 10 threads lined up ready to go 😛

Is there a prize for whoever guesses the cause?

Finally, I can get back to not doing any work.

I like the forum upgrade by the way 😉

It’s a very subtle change.

Did I miss out?

Don’t you mean

Did I miss owt?

Based on our monthly sub cost I reckon 1p gets you 5 hours.

The forum and website are free. We don’t pay for those.

I am guessing overall website ad revenue is more than 0.2p per hour ie £17.5 per anum

Is it me or is this site slow?