So, tomorrow I am going to go through the biggest day of my life so far. Very very nervous, panicky and stressed. Please help me pass some time by posting some funny shizzle. Really need a good chuckle to keep me sane or ill cry again. Used to be some funny chaps round these parts but not sure who’s still in here?….. funny stuff plz ??
Thank you 🙂

and while I’m here how do I change my email address?

My tomato. I’ve not eaten it.

(Go to your name at top right, select ‘profile’, select ‘settings’)

Edit: Good luck with whatever it is tomorrow.

If I post a pic of my c**k I’ll be banned 🙁

Nothing funny, but good luck with your day.

That’s a very interesting tomato bear.

Thank you chaps. Still need something to make me chuckle though

Can’t show you but I did call the girlfriend “your royal ampleness” one morning in bed. Oh how we laughed… 😯

2 hamsters 1 wheel

I know it’s childish, but this graffiti in a Greek bus stop made me chuckle:

While we’re on graffiti I saw these two on London’s South bank a few years ago (the van in the background has ‘Graffiti Removal’ printed on it in big letters!):

I appreciate that other may not agree, but my dog, George, has a habit of making me laugh, so here are a couple of pics of him:

In the paddling pool:

and sharing some of my beer:

Wonder why it went bust? by Ben Cooper, on Flickr

Ha, love it Fabs 🙂

any good?

That Dave is going on FB 🙂 brilliant.

So, tomorrow I am going to go through the biggest day of my life so far

…which is?

That bits not important, well, for you anyway Jamie.

Dave still wins at the moment although the dogs are very cute

You need to get Philconsequence on the case with some of his cat pictures. That will sort you out.

In the meantime, have a picture of an elephant using a toilet…

p.s. Good luck for tomorrow.

Ohhhhh, a lolcat of course. Haven’t looked at lolcatz for a long time 🙂

That bits not important, well, for you anyway Jamie.

Ok. In that case I am just going to assume you are going for a waxing, as I know ladies find that quite a big deal.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgontSmBwv4[/video]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpc9fxkuV6o[/video]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IU-NQ8c14[/video]

Good luck 😀

How did you guess Jamie 😉

Not quite but feel free to keep guessing if you’ve got some time on your hands tonight!

Dave still wins at the moment

😀

There’s some good stuff in the Dirt, Friday Randoms as well as some plain weird stuff!

Not quite but feel free to keep guessing if you’ve got some time on your hands tonight!

Hmm. So not waxing? Right, in that case I think it might be your going to a new hairdresser? I know laydeez hate change when it comes to the person wielding the scissors.

Don’t worry. I’m sure Fabio will make a lovely job.

Perm?

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If I post a pic of my c**k I’ll be banned

I’ve posted pics of your c**k all over the internet and not been banned from owning a computer yet. 😕

🙂

Perm?! Jeez, your good. Think I’m the right age for a perm actually.

Think I’m the right age for a perm actually.

You’re 45 in the eighties?

Spot on. Perhaps rather than a wax I should get the same area permed?

Perhaps a bit baby centric

Spot on. Perhaps rather than a wax I should get the same area permed?

That kid has issues! Love minions, never seen their film though. Fail.

Edit: [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B_A8lOGsIU4[/video]

On the plus side, at least your not this guy…

Kinda serious, the opposite of god related though. I think I might go to bed and just accept ill be pacing for most of the night.

the opposite of god related

Devil related?

Time to break out the Turin Hound me thinks

Science Jamie, not Devil. Loving the dogs bum

Bear what you doing?