- Show me your funniest thing ever….
Karin – love that clip. In a meeting once a director was telling me about his aunty’s lovely stuffed beaver, it was a fine specimen of a good stuffed animal apparently and her pride and joy. I nearly threw up trying to stop myself laughing after the meeting. How I didn’t laugh while he was telling me I don’t know.Posted 4 years agopenguinniSubscriber
After being in prison for 15 years, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of the bed ties him to a chair. He tied the girl to the bed and kisses her neck. Then he gets up & goes into the bathroom.
The husband tells his wife: “Listen,this guy’s a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to shag you, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You.”
The wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO!Posted 4 years ago
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