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  • RealMan
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    You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station – it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film.
    I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming.

    boxfish
    Member

    What do you call a dog with 2 arseholes?
    NDubz

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    Wow, that’s significantly cleaner that last time I heard it…

    andrewh
    Member

    Mr Chang goes for a job interview in a factory. The interview goes well and he is offered the job. “You start tomorrow” the foreman tells “and you’ll be in charge of suplies.”
    About midday the foreman realises that he hasn’t seen Mr Chang all day, so goes out onto the shopfloor to see how he’s getting on. He looks all over for him but can’t find him anywhere. As he is heading back to his office Mr Chang jumps out in front of him shouting “SURPLISE”

    A man walked into a bar. Not a joke, he just didn’t see it.

    dooge
    Member

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? a Fsh.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea.

    Whats pink and flufffy? Pink fluff. Whats brown and fluffy? Pink fluff in disguise…

    How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookie dough? 10. 1 to make the cookie dough, the other 9 to peel the smarties.

    Shibboleth
    Member

    Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn’t change them back?

    They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as “comfortable”.

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