Been waiting for my salsa horsethief frame to come
Got home from working at 10p.m, wife had gone out, looked around for any parcels, but nothing obvious, so thought never mind will be Monday now
She waltzes in at 1230, but merry and says ” there’s a big box under the bed for you”
Rush into bedroom like a small child to see salsa box, Christ Wendy why did you not tell me!
Beautiful green horsethief frame inside, trying to convince my wife to feel the sleek lines and look at the lacquered in decals, dosent seem impressed, so she’s in the garage tonight and I’m sharing my bed with a new mistress, all dressed in green

Issues there mate. Enjoy your Horsethief.

It was a wild night

Couldn’t get the wife to share….

I’ve just let my wife out of the garage, took her a brew in
She did look a bit cold, but the hot cuppa will soon thaw her out

Don’t turn your back while she’s in reach of a sharp implement.