I’ve driven up the A1 recently and today Hull and back, and on both motorways, in the middle of no where there were motorway side sex shops.

Am I doing something wrong, as it’s not really the sort of thing I think about whilst driving up the motorway!!?!?

I wouldn’t also suggest to Mrs FD that lets have a drive up the motorway a few miles to go to the sex shop in the middle of no where….

I noticed the same one probably on Sunday driving from Nottingham to Stamford. I thought “how odd”.

Long distance lorry drivers like to stick big dildos up themselves.

FACT!

Says Rob (long distance lorry driver).

Rob, can you get off the internet and deliver the goods as promised please.

I often substitute coffee with poppers now on my long distance commutes

It is a lorry driver thing. A1 north of Peterborough to the end is particularly bad. As is A47. Trucker routes in Germany and Denmark are the same

Actually, I’m a hitch-hiker, but when in Rome…

I was in a toilet in a service station in deepest darkest Austria and saw these.

Yes, thats right, travel vaginas and sex gags. In the gents toilet.

How many did you get?

Didn’t have the right change 😆

I’m going to Austria in a few days – if I can hitch a ride. I’ll bring you one of each back – you don’t mind used, do you?

I’m there now so can pop down and get one thanks.
If you’re going for the skiing, don’t bother.

Have often thought the same about condom vending machines in airport bogs. Athe departure gate.

I’ve noticed a few, looks like an imaginative use of old little chefs. I must say I’d be more likely to stop off for an Olympic breakfast than a vibrator 🙄

“I’m just pulling in love, you know, to top up the lubricant…..”

DrP

How many did you get?

post of the day material that

Anyway. I need to google sex gags – I feel like I must have lived in a monastery never having come across one of them before (pun intended)

CaptainFlashheart – Member

Have often thought the same about condom vending machines in airport bogs. Athe departure gate.

Mile high club! 🙄

Joeg, the upstairs front bogs on a BA A380 are big enough for a full on bunga bunga party, so you might be right.

😆

Old Little Chef sites near Hull, easy parking I guess plus no neighbours to complain.

I am a tad confused,are sex gags a collection of smutty jokes ?

I saw a vending machine selling those last week iolo, on a mountainside hut while skiing. Jnr also went in to the toilets, he didn’t notice the part selling the fake ladies bits. But he did come out and ask why anyone would want to buy knickers in the men’s toilets, especially ones with holes in the wrong places.

Nice to hear even as a 14yo he still has some innocence!

As for the A1, we have two of those shops near us (Bedfordshire) there is also a pub right on the A1 that has been converted in to an “adult” club.

pb2 – In Austria last year I bought a Sex Gag as the OH and I were a bit curious. It was like one of those toys in an egg – we ended with a tiny plastic winkle on a keyring complete with topiary – all very Blackpool!

Just googled sexgag… I should probably delete my browser history and cookies now

And there was me thinking it was a billiard ball on a bridle. Is disappoint.

I’m too scared to google bunga bunga party

Don’t google lemon party either.

I suppose these sort of establishments have planning issues in towns do they find it any easier in the hinterland of the motorway system?

Anything to stop them knocking one out whilst driving.

Bunga bunga, that drink from way down deep in the middle of the congo?

What amazes me is the sudden proliferation of gentlemans magazines in petrol stations and corner shops near me in Somerset. In the village store where I live they have loads. One is entitled “65s and over”

There is one south of Peterborough in Sawtry.

All the locals protested against it.

I’ve always wanted to stop and look but watch Pulp Fiction and the Hillbillys/gimp scared me off.

Anne Summers is safer.

easy parking I guess

have you got anywhere I can park my bike?

A38 south past burton. One there too

I passed the one on the A1 and thought they really should put a sign up saying “pull off here”

See I told you we shouldn’t have stopped…

I’ve seen this in the US before

They really are a service based culture.

😆