Terrible, on so many levels.

sp much money and he can’t even get matching colours

Is he fecked or just doped up!!

What’s with the helmet? Is it supposed to look like that?

So what, exactly, is wrong with someone riding a bike? Or does your envy dictate that someone with some money isn’t allowed to start riding?

I think I would look as fecked as he does there on my first ride in, like, ever…

He looks a right tit in that helmet. It looks about 3 sizes to small looking at where the chin guard is,,, perhaps its like that so no one will recognise him 😆

What bigsi said.

Are you all on snow days from school or something?

‘Ohh look at him – tee hee!’

Why don’t you go and throw stones at him or something?

Are you all on snow days from school or something?

‘Ohh look at him – tee hee!’

Why don’t you go and throw stones at him or something?

He is being laughed at because..

1. He looks a tit in that helmet.
2. He is Robbie Williams and is a cockend.

But that is exactly the sort of juevenile attitude that stops anyone from becoming involved in any sport – all the people ‘in the know’ laughing at the newbie. At least he is out there riding, which is more than can be said of half the people on here (me included).

Difficult to argue with the second point mind you…

And perhaps it isn’t a chin guard but an oxygen supply… 😉

It looks like he has a helmet strap under his chin in the pic, so not sure what the thing is across his face is?

Could he have the rear head tensioner on the wrong way round somehow?

Perhaps it is a dictaphone so he can transcribe new ditties as he rides.

A Harmonica?

Goddamn, I thought I looked bad in my Met Parachute…

Hang on The Sun has it on good authority, it was a chin guard to disguise his good looks,on his newly purchased £5k bike bought in Swindon at the weekend.

No mystery, no UFO’s, no story 😉

Surely he would just put on some sungigs if he wanted to disguise himself?

Well this is the other option 😉

Robbie shopping

Call me picky but how many people on here have a chin directly under their nose ?

Perhaps he was abducted by aliens and its some extraterestrial communications device,,, either that or its a plug to stop him eating all the pies 😆

Can anyone spot from the photo what bike he bought?

A Bianchi of some description.

He bought two Biancis i think…and i think they were £5k for the two…not each as some people reported.

Super Record levers but not sure what the bike is.

He’s wearing a Met Parachute.

All be it one that is several sizes too small.

I’m guessing it’s a Bianchi

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Not sure why anyone would be jealous of him, he always seems like a right miserable, messed-up fecker.

HA HA at the reflector. Bet there’s a pie plate on the rear wheel too.

i quite like it when people with millions of pounds, choose to take up the relatively cheap sport of cycling. its exactly whats needed to encourage people out of their cars!

I saw a program on Alan Sugar and see he’s now a cyclist too!

No don’t be sensible – everyone else seems to be enjoying ‘giggling at the back’ over Fat Robbie.

But I agree with you entirely. 🙂

It’s not a chin guard. it’s a muzzle to stop him poking his tongue down the throat of the nearest teenage girl/boy.

do they make a Met Parachute with a double chin-guard?

The lawyers probably insisted on the silly chinguard to protect his good looks.

It looks like one of last years Bianchi 1885’s to me, about a grands worth? Dont think the’re Record levers

relatively cheap sport of cycling

Jeez, I wish… though I do agree with your post dude

its a bloody lovely Bianchi, one with quite proud a past I believe?

that chin guard does look a tad too high maybe exaggerated by a low angle photograph? that said the MET Parachute is a bloody horrid lid if you ask me, he’d have been better off with a pisspot, goggles and a buff over his face if he wanted to ride incognito?

Fair play to him though, he’s getting out on it and enjoying it rather than sitting fettling with it!! Still I think he’d be better off with a nice long travel hardtail hooning around in the woods, the paparazzi would have a much harder job then 😀

Personally, where he’s living just outside Calne there aren’t too many woods to go hooning around in, but Avebury and the Ridgeway are just up the road so a Scott Scale might have been a better choice, as Red Planet Bikes do Scott as well as Bianchi. I guess he chose that lid to help as a bit of a disguise, considering the fuss a bunch of ‘fans’ made when he turned up at Red Planet. Muppets.

heddington steps? there’s a pretty good byway which leads up from the start of Cherhill then you could head over towards Beckhampton or there’s a pretty good run down from cherhill monument if memory serves me correctly? there’s also some small woods over by compton bassett? ah there’s plenty, probably be better off with an Orange five built up with some pimpy light stuff though.

Perhaps he’s just off his meds again…