It’s over the top of the we fella’s head and crisped up his hair like a horn horn. I think it’s cute but the lady boss wants it away as we’re having the family over tomorrow for my eldest boys birthday, and the last time we had a gathering, my mum sat and cleaned it off with a bit of spit and her finger. So far she’s tried warm water and i almost had a go with scissors but the wee guy is really timid and his head darts about all over the show. Any tips on removing the without traumatising him further? Just in case it doesn’t go without saying, the love stalagmite is a cavy creation.

I’ve got until tomorrow tea-time to come up with a solution. Help please, if you can.

a match?

Why did you blow your load on a Guinea pigs head?

This has happened before??

Well, we’ve all done it… 😯

OPs guinea pig earlier…

Sexiest thread ever.

This thread has the potential for me to do no work today

Are you Richard Gere?

Sudocrem?

Oh, sorry, that’s a hamster with spikey hair.

Have you tried asking his ‘mate’ to stop ‘cavy waving’ over his head?

Well, we’ve all done it…

erm, no we haven’t

What’s the pigs name?
& we need pics.

Was it the purty one ?

1 guinea pig, de-haired, gutted, and cleaned
1/2 c. flour
1/4 – 1/2 t. ground cumin
salt and black pepper to taste
1/2 c. oil

Pat dry the skin of the guinea pig and rub in the cumin, salt, and pepper. Preheat oil. Dust the carcass with the flour and place it on its back in the oil, turning to cook both sides. Alternately, the guinea pig can be cut and fried in quarters.

Serve with boiled potato

Well, we’ve all done it…

erm, no we haven’t

You weren’t invited

If he’s that timid what about baby wipes? Dry him off really well after though to stop him getting too cold! €:>

Oh, sorry, that’s a hamster with spikey hair.

Not only is that not a real hamster, it’s not even a real pig!

Put some water and hamster friendly detergent into a suitable tupperware container, add hamster, put on lid. Shake until clean to desired level.

Depends a lot on the origin of said ‘relish’. More details please, to allow us to give you the correct advice.

Honestly.. what the f..?

Dial 999

Sudocreme clears up most things….oh, hang on…..

Cool wash, slow spin. Do not tumble dry.

Do not tumble dry.

Wise words Neil

Is this a guinea pig or a $*@%ing Mogwai?

You’re allowed to get them wet you know

put him in the bath

Could you get him to wear a hat?

Leaving aside the intriguing mystery of how you got population paste on a family pet…

I’m somewhat tickled by the fact that your family visits apparently include mandatory guinea pig inspections. Don’t they trust you with them or something?

Hide him in the shed/garage/loft and tell the relatives he’s dead.

Get this kids to act really sad and they might even get some new Xbox games out if it.

Interesting thread that raises many questions….

seems like your mum is the one to sort it out, I wouldn’t cut it out. Ours did that too. Facehump time!

where’s the OP gone? get back here and answer these questions.

population paste 😆

It would seem there may be a market for guinea pig gimp suits – I can’t find anyone who makes them anyway. 😕

last time we had a gathering, my mum sat and cleaned it off with a bit of spit and her finger

Maybe she just likes the taste.

Might be the highlight of her visit – why spoil it?

We still havent got to the reason the poor chap has jizz on his head and why on earth this isn’t the first time it has happened!

Come on OP, WTF have you been up to?!