If anyone knows a guy on a pale blue road bike with four spoke carbon wheels, a shaved head and an aging pinarello team kit. Please please tell him to buy new shorts, he scared my children and wife and nearly made me crash the car coming through totley just after lunch. They’re too thin!

I saw him out in the hope valley today, noticed his strange wheels, but luckily he was going in the opposite direction so I didn’t have to suffer his thinning Lycra.

You were lucky….