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  • Pringles – Hateful, processed, pseudo-crisps….
  • Jamie
    Free Member

    …yet I am well on the way to nailing a whole tube of the Texas BBQ. I know they’re rubbish, and they aren’t even real crisps, yet they are not much longer for this world.

    I’m guessing the secret ingredient is crack?

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    You should’ve bought the vomit flavoured ones in the green tube – much easier to resist. that’s how I plan to lose 15kg this spring

    Then again, maybe crack could work too

    stumpyjon
    Full Member

    They burn with a bright green flame!

    peterfile
    Free Member

    hahaha, I read the thread title and thought “hateful??? who honestly doesn’t eat one and then have another 50?”

    i feel relieved 🙂

    cue the usual sanctimonioustrackworld regulars telling us that only crisps fried in placenta oil are acceptable to their delicate palettes….

    richmars
    Full Member

    Intense taste that disappears quickly, so you have another one.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    cue the usual sanctimonioustrackworld regulars telling us that only crisps fried in placenta oil are acceptable to their delicate palettes….

    I lol’d.

    *eats pringle*

    On a sidenote, the regular Texas BBQ, are much nicer than the Xtra Saucy BBQ. Which just taste weird.

    *eats pringle*

    tinybits
    Free Member

    Mmmmm, green Pringles. Utter shite and I love em. 1000kcal in a tube. It’s like a huge meal that after eating, you want a huge meal. And some Jack Daniels.

    nicko74
    Full Member

    Funny thing is: mashed potato shaped into Pringles and fried – not so keen. Mashed potato shaped into Hula Hoops and fried – om nom nom.

    But only Walkers seem to know how to favour crisps correctly. Cheese n onion, salt n vinegar, chicken, smokey bacon. McCoys and Roystons are good too though.

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Pringle

    Primula

    Another pringle

    Consume

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    *eats Pringles*

    Original salted for me, the flavoured ones disappoint.
    And is it just me who can’t eat one at once, always has to be at least 2
    *eats Pringles*

    wallop
    Full Member

    Pringle

    Primula

    Another pringle

    Consume

    OMG! What a great idea.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Original salted for me

    Waiter! Can you get my friend a flavoursome glass of tap water, hold the bubbles, to accompany the taste explosion he is currently eating?

    /never understood ready salted.

    *eats pringle*

    lemonysam
    Free Member

    Don’t really do pringles, not since I ate two packs of the paprika ones and my shits smelt like spicy pepper for 3 days. I’m a Wotsits man.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    So know you have cheesy poops?

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Put marmalade on a sausage sandwich. I shit you not its so much like Chinese sweet and sour pork you won’t want a Pringle again.

    mtbfix
    Full Member

    Put the flavouring on both sides, damnit!

    andytherocketeer
    Full Member

    the spicy pringles are ace

    i force myself to split a tube over 2 days.
    that means i eat 90% of a tube in one go, and leave half inch or so plus all the crumbs for the next day

    Jamie
    Free Member

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    The only thing ready salted anything are good for is dipping into other stuff.

    I remember the first time someone brought home a bunch of SC&O tubes from America before they’d ever been launched in Ireland. All we’d ever had were **** Taytos. Jeezus…there were riots over the last few.

    stumpyjon
    Full Member

    Prawn cocktail FTW.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    😡

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    deadlydarcy – Member
    The only thing ready salted anything are good for is dipping into other stuff.

    Philadelphia mixed with sweet chilli sauce.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    And is it just me who can’t eat one at once, always has to be at least 2

    [quote]Put marmalade on a sausage sandwich[/quote]+2

    firestarter
    Free Member

    I survived on a diet of a can of pringles and 2 pot noodles alternating with a pot noodle and 2 cans of pringles the following day. For 6 months in Bosnia on year. Healthy mmm…

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    Can you turn one round in your mouth?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    All gone.

    Now feel a bit sick.

    1-shed
    Free Member

    Oh dear, milky brew and dunk a whole packet of biscuits to soft yourself out.

    atlaz
    Free Member

    Watch out for these ones…

    drlex
    Free Member

    Funny thing is: mashed potato shaped into Pringles and fried – not so keen

    That’s because you’re using too much spud.
    (Green tube of sour cream FTW!)

    binners
    Full Member

    Bearnecessities – you sir are some kind of visionary food genius!!!

    jimmy
    Full Member

    Paprika crisps ftw. It has taken way too long to catch up with the continent on that one.

    My association of pringle tubes from uni… A pal lived on them and his room was always littered with tubes of various full / emptiness. Always good if feeling peckish. Except the day after he couldn’t be bothered leaving his room for a piss. Yeah,those foil-lined tubes are waterproof.

    munkster
    Free Member

    No-one’s had the misfortune to try the mint choc ones then? A new level of disgusting.

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    The main insult is not that they’re foul, but that they are so bloody expensive!

    Jamie
    Free Member

    The main insult is not that they’re foul, but that they are so bloody expensive!

    Pringles must only be bought when half price, or when on a 2-for-1. Fortunately, or not maybe, this seems to be all the time.

    You must be one of those people who pays full price for Dominos 8)

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    ^^ eh?? Both Waitrose and the Co-Op have 2 for 1 deals on, on almost all the time these days.

    We buy Salt n Vinegar ones, best salty tangyness.

    Mix with Single Malt FTW.

    convert
    Full Member

    Mix with Single Malt FTW.

    I’m all for single malt quaffing (and pringle munching) but I defy anyone to tell the difference between a single malt and tesco value cooking whisky after abusing your mouth with a pringle salt and vinegar assault.

    JoeG
    Free Member

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    Penn State Sour Cream & Chive pretzels are bloody evil once you open the packet and take an unsuspecting bite BOOM! Your then addicted and the whole packet is gone in no time and your left with that desperate look wishing you had bought another packet. Warning even more evil with beer.

    monkeyfudger
    Free Member

    Salt and vinegar Pringles are brilliant when you’re feeling done in on a long drive, a couple of Pringles every 2 minutes mixed with a can of red bull is an unbeatable combo for keeping you awake!

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    I find myself nostalgic for my youth. In the car in the pub car park. Bag of plain crisps with a little blue twisted pack of salt, or a bag of nibbets and a bottle of lemonade.

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