I am curious why do you think Buddha will say that?
Little surreal but I’ll answer honestly as I’m watching Peep Show.
2 reasons, humour firstly but not at the expense of Buddhism, at the expense of Tucker.
Reason 2, Id like to think a wise man, irrelevant of religious affiliation if any, would objectively think Tucker is a F****, and does indeed suck, as North wind alluded to.
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Right, now I’m off to see if Jez really is young, dumb, and objectively, full of cum.