Oh look!
Was it all for nothing…
Well no. Yes, it was a stupid, crass, and unnecessary, but it was also a deliberate political stunt which those responsible for appear to be rather pleased with the results.
“But Maude will claim that his strategy of intensifying pressure on the Unite union, which is threatening to hold a fuel tanker strike by 23 April, will have paid off if industrial action is averted.
There were signs last night that talks between Unite and the employers, under the auspices of the conciliation service Acas, could begin on Monday.”[/i]
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/29/francis-maude-panic-buying-petrol?newsfeed=true
So you cause chaos by alarming people of a possible union strike a couple of weeks ahead, people panic, buy fuel unnecessarily, which causes shortages, and then people like PeterPoddy dutifully work themselves up into a frenzy of indignation and denounce the unions. The unions are taken aback by the public reaction, and if it all goes according to script, become somewhat more amiable to the demands of the employers.
Job done. And altogether a worthwhile exercise (plus of course it keeps embarrassing headlines concerning granny taxes, pasty taxes, tax breaks for the super-rich, and NHS privatisation, off the front pages, but that’s surely just a happy coincidence)
Except of course for the staggering irony of it all. Ministers have through their actions deliberately created a shortage of fuel which has caused chaos, purely to satisfy their own agenda and achieve their aims – the very thing which they have denounced and vilify the unions for attempting to do.
In other words, “it is morally justified for us to cause fuel shortages and chaos, just as long as we achieve what we want to achieve, but trade unions must never be allowed to use those same identical tactics, to achieve their aims”. Breathtaking hypocrisy which complete flies over the heads of the hopelessly gullible and naive.
And if anyone doubts that this was a deliberate strategy to instill panic, then just look at Francis Maude’s jerrycan suggestion. Hardly no one owns 20 litre jerrycans, quite a few people like myself own 5 litre petrol cans. Me filling up my 5 litre can is not a “sensible precaution” as suggested by Maude – it’s a **** stupid precaution. Because if I ran out of fuel due to a tanker drivers strike, 5 **** litres ain’t gonna **** help me.
So is Francis Maude, the Corpus Christi educated barrister, Minister for the Cabinet Office, and Paymaster General, just really really thick and stupid ? No of course he isn’t, he knew damn well that urging people to fill up jerrycans would achieve nothing at all, other than cause concern and panic.