AIBU to consider it extremely rude? and worse becuase I am then forced to defend it when I just wanna say ‘oh do **** off’
‘Oooh chicken, didn’t you have that yesterday?’ yeah I like chicken, okay!
‘hungry are you?’ lol. yeah I’m missing my evening meal as I’m going out cycling or perhaps I feel like being a glutton, p off.
‘what the hell is that michael?’ it’s last night’s spag bol that’s been sloshed around in a tupperware box in my bag all morning, okay!

why don’t I just come round your house and comment on the state of your bathroom or your wife’s face? 😆 anyway, this is lighthearted.

Lighten up? People talk shite constantly, get used to it :-).

You just need to punch em’ in the face whilst holding sushi.

That’ll stop em’.

Picture of your lunch or it didn’t happen…

Tell ’em the chicken is foul.

bikebouy – Member

That’ll stop learn em’.

Oooh, nice use of italics. Feeling fancy, are we?

Microwave some stinking fish leftovers

Yeah, it annoys me too. The other one: When checkout people comment on what I’m buying for lunch grrrrrrr. Yesterday, I took in a packed lunch, but went across the road to pick up additional yogurt and fruit. The checkout person comments on my “light” lunch, at which point I’m then forced to justify my lunch habit.

Whatever.

@LeeW – “learn ’em” 🙄

You sound like fun to have as a colleague 🙂

When checkout people comment on what I’m buying for lunch

there’s a woman in out local tesco’s who calims to have never seen half the stuff we buy.

looking at her i believe it’s the salad ailse she doesn’t know!

Microwave some stinking fish leftovers

You know my colleagues !0? Every lunch involves microwaved rotten fish.

I am a vegan and no one ever comments on what I am eating
Never hear – EEEEWWWWW what is that or it would be nice if you put meat in it

On the plus side no one ever steals it from the fridge

I generally have a variation on the same thing every day, a packet Pasta ‘n’ Sauce thing. Reason, it’s easy, it’s filling, and there aren’t a lot of other options.

Someone will feel fit to comment, oh, twice a week maybe. Every week. I’ve been here ten years. I’m going to go all Falling Down one day.

You know my colleagues !0? Every lunch involves microwaved rotten fish.

Do you work in a seal sanctuary?

No i work in angola.

“AIBU”. Anyone who uses that has instantly achieved the status of bat shit crazy harpy 😉

… I dunno what they eat for lunch, before you ask.

8/10 ….. good rant

I particularly enjoyed

your wife’s face

🙂

I have to defend my piles of toast on a daily basis. They all know I ride to work, I tried just haveing half a tin of beans and 2 pieces of toast on tuesday, I nearly fainted on the way home 😆

Do you make your lunch like this?

Top Tip :

Amaze and confound your work colleagues by having chicken for your lunch one day , changing your name to Hughie and then having pea and ham soup for lunch the next day. They won’t believe how clever you are.*

*Please note – This joke is for 1980’s Scottish persons only.

I particularly enjoyed

your wife’s face

Juxtaposition of the day.

As you’re a vegan junkyard no one gets chance to ask you what you’re eating as you will have told them already

Rant loses all meaning because of the use of AIBU. This is not mums net yer big chicken lover.

-0.5 / 10

Junky, if I worked in your office I’d ask ‘what meat you got in that?’ every single day.

EVERY

SINGLE

DAY

Hold on a second …..

SY is back ….

Since when ??

And why ???

As you’re a vegan junkyard no one gets chance to ask you what you’re eating as you will have told them already

This! I work with a vegan………

As you’re a vegan junkyard no one gets chance to ask you what you’re eating as you will have told them already

Oh wow someone phone the local hospital try and get a hold of the MAJOR BURNS unit they’ve got a new patient

As you’re a vegan junkyard no one gets chance to ask you what you’re eating as you will have told them already

😆 😆 😆

Do you work in a seal sanctuary?

😆

I would definitely eat meat for you

FWIW I have literally no idea who eats meat in my office* as they literally never ever mention this to me or ever say how tasty it is or how they could not live without it \nd they certainly never say how much they are looking fwd to the roast dinner on roast dinner day – as only vegans ever mention food – do you meat eat eaters like bacon I have always wondered as no one has ever said?

* I dont work in one BTW

Ummmmmm bacon *drooly smiley*

😛

Blimey, Junky’s a vegan…..didn’t know that! 😉

I don’t think he’s mentioned it before

I mentioned it once before but i think I got away with it as the meat eater took it with the usual diplomatic charm that I have come to expect from those who eat the flesh of the dead 😉

You mean they asked if you missed *****?

I don’t need to type it 😉

Any meat in your breakfast Junky?

And you eat bacon, yeah?