Peee eSSSS Ayyyyy Top Gear this Sunday – Jezzer rides a bike this week…

Been on BR and a bit of narrative around Jezzer and Cptn Slow riding bikes around this ere Lonjon, its got CHris Boardman in it too..

Don’t thank me all at once. 😉

Yey, another thread with people complaining about something they didn’t have to watch and makes its producer a lot of cash.

Should just catch it in time with the flight home too.

Who’s complained?

I haven’t even seen the show and I’m indignant with rage already!
😉

Who’s complained?

Your thinking about it. Don’t pretend that you aren’t. 👿

Me?
I’m positively frasmotic with anticipation.

Look, think of it like a Pantomime.
We all know our roles by now.
Let’s just make sure we all get our lines right on Sunday.

I am so dissapointed in this series, I watched Sunday’s ep on playback and reckon I skipped through 2/3 of it.

well i thought it was terrible!
contrived and bigoted

is excited.
I might build a cage around my TV tomorrow so it will survive my rage.

I may be appalled an unable to make it through the day!

Either:

Clarkson will have a revelation, realize that bikes are the future for all, and promote restrictions for motorized vehicle within cities forever more.

or

They will act like nobs, cck about a bit, and make anyone who cycles look a bit silly.

Hmmmm

its got CHris Boardman in it too..

I might be tempted to watch then, but suspect:

They will act like nobs, cck about a bit, and make anyone who cycles look a bit silly.

which will encourage the nobs who drive cars and think cyclists shouldn’t be on the road – whatever the apologists might suggest.

Look, think of it like a Pantomime.
We all know our roles by now.
Let’s just make sure we all get our lines right on Sunday.

Can I be the baddie’s henchman number two?

I suspect Chris will give as good as he gets, I just can’t wait to see all the paraphernalia/getup they will coat themselves in, you know just to exaggerate the “hippy cyclist who knits his own shoes” look..

Should be hilarious or hideous, both in equal measure I suspect, but I will watch it 😆

Is this a move by the BBC to make sure everyone hates him?

Who’s complained?

AHEM!!!

Like a moth to a flame I will be watching

Script:
J: ooh my bottom hurts
May: Hur hur he said bottom
H: Get a move on
J: There’s a great big bus in the way
May: Hur hur he said bus
H: my gran can go quicker than this
J: WHERE is the cycle lane
M: hur hur he said.. um
J: My bottom hurts, I’m getting back in my car
M; Helmet! thats it: helmet hur hur

Left the labels on, that’s not humorous about cyclists, just shows his mind is going, bloody idiot 👿

I work in the road safety arena and will be interested to see how this pans out. Its bound to be jokey, but hoping it has a positive stance. I have faith.
http://www.roadsafetygb.org.uk/news/3426.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Left the labels on

Are you mad? that’s top comedy, that is.

Top comedy on cebbies maybe, thought the bit he did on the coach built Alfa last week was good, sometimes he just tries too hard me thinks

There’s this brilliant bloke on Twitter complaining in jezzas feed that last week’s episode was contrived, scripted nonsense.

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE PREVIOUS 87 EPISODES+???

Can’t see what’s people’s beef with Top a Gear to be honest. Yes it’s scripted, childish, puerile and pure entertainment as much as much as a car show but it’s been said a million times before that if you don’t like it don’t watch. I generally like the show, although they could do with ditching the ‘star in a car’ section. Still far better than the trashy mindless TV that is Celebrity this or that, X Factor etc, Jungle get me out of here, Dancing on Ice etc etc.

Also as a result of watching Top Gear when growing up my nephew took a strong interest in cars and car design. He’s currently doing A-Levels and applying to University to become an Automotive Design Engineer. Far better than all those kids with distorted expectations wanting to be singers or celebrities after watching all this Celebrity driven bullsh*t.

The last three words of your post sum up TG rather nicely.

😀

The last three words of your post sum up TG rather nicely.

Did you miss the bit about ditching the ‘Star in a car’ bit?

Ditch the star in the car? I thought it would be fun to put Chris Boardman in it. Be even better if he got top of the board.

Clarkson is clearly not a cyclist. Saddle too low, and foot position all wrong.
May on the other hand is covering the brakes nicely on the right as he is a motorbicylist, however his left hand is obviously suffering from seventies clutch fever where you need both hands to wind the d**mn thing in.
Hammond I cant comment on, because as usual he is hidden behind the two fat blokes.
None appear to be giving any indications to other road users of intended position, and have poor road awareness due to no visible “lifesavers” in evidence.
Clarkson also forgot to remove the tags which could cause a distraction and danger of death (hopefully).
All in all, a very poor showing, I would fail the lot of them during a bikeability test for 12 year olds

Can’t see what’s people’s beef with Top a Gear to be honest. Yes it’s scripted, childish, puerile and pure entertainment as much as much as a car show but it’s been said a million times before that if you don’t like it don’t watch. I generally like the show, although they could do with ditching the ‘star in a car’ section. Still far better than the trashy mindless TV that is Celebrity this or that, X Factor etc, Jungle get me out of here, Dancing on Ice etc etc.
Also as a result of watching Top Gear when growing up my nephew took a strong interest in cars and car design. He’s currently doing A-Levels and applying to University to become an Automotive Design Engineer. Far better than all those kids with distorted expectations wanting to be singers or celebrities after watching all this Celebrity driven bullsh*t.

This post is almost as feeble minded as the program itself.

Clarkson also forgot to remove the tags which could cause a distraction and danger of death (hopefully).

He does this every single time he buys any ‘challenge’ specific clothing. It’s a joke on the program.

It’s a “joke” on the program.

FTFY

I like miss argyll socks 😉 and the dig at piers.

So cycling by Clarkson later….

She looks like she could do you some damage.

Has the bloke behind may had a lobotomy?

That made me chuckle

Gurning chap needs the Jamie treatment

Hahaha Lance poster 😀

god almighty. Making fun of people dying. really **** classy

Defo not quite right!