Optimistic Ebay Advertising

top-quality product

best brands in the industry

guarantees an exceptional performance

a great addition to your cycling gear

durability, strength and reliability, this product is sure to satisfy your needs.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285928815120

Left hand crank only, as can be seen the right crank has snapped

Strong, light, cheap. They picked two, and I think we know which ones.

How AI has changed our lives for the better already 😀

Weren’t they recalled two or three times?

His whole account is a treasure trove of amusingly priced stuff found at the bottom of the parts bin. Unless there’s some kind of vintage premium being applied here.

AI descriptions on eBay have added the sum total of sweet FA. It makes trawling through multiple listings a ball ache.

As for the optimistically priced parts bin specials? There are some sellers still living the in Covid lockdown sunlit uplands.

And he spelled bikeshredded incorrectly.

AI descriptions on eBay have added the sum total of sweet FA

I dunno,  I automatically stop reading a listing if I see AI and nothing else, so I save myself from buying from lazy asshats.

Must be joke.