On my stag how to sober up?

As above?

Made to to 6pm bit shouty but still
Ok

Have a meal, a big coffee, some water…don’t fall asleep!

Vodka-Redbull

APD

Get arrested.* Sobers people up quite quickly.

*this may not be good advice

you’re not doing this right…

Strip naked, pour a bottle of tommy sauce all over you, when you’ve done that come back on here and I’ll tell you stage 2

Go and sit under a large pair of breasts.
Or is it a pyramid?

Try both, see what happens.

Cold shower, like as cold as it will go.

It’s only 18:25, you’ve got no chance.

It’s only 6 what’s wrong with you?

The prostitute with the handcuffs sobered me up.

Anyone on the party got an allergy and carry an epi-pen? If so, a stab on that wakes you up a treat. Of not, coffee and water.

big line of charlie or a few beans, and get off your phone, unless calling for said uppers

Hang on; you’re browsing AND POSTING on STW on your actual stag do?!? WT actual F man?

Have a power snooze, go out again at 9.

Go surfing….in big waves….preferably in January.

Just keep going!
It’s easy to drink yourself sober while it’s still daylight.

switch to a shit lager… fosters or carling.

Line of coke is my go to solution

Have a glass or 2 of water after every beer or so. Take it easy, and refuse any other drinks whilst you still ‘have one going’.

What am I saying, you’re gonna be smashed and there is very little you can do about it. 😆

I wouldn’t bother, then you won’t notice that you haven’t got any eyebrows left.

I was going to suggest winter surfing as well. Good cure for a blocked up nose as well.

big line of charlie or a few beans, and get off your phone, unless calling for said uppers

This.

Definitely that. You’ve got next week to recover.

Have a power snooze, go out again at 9.

Bad advice.. You’ll sleep until the wee small hours if you’ve been doing it properly until now. If you haven’t, well, you might as well just go to bed.

Bosh some drugs

Off your face tonight but take some RU18 before you go to bed

You’re on your stag and you’re posting on a mountain bike forum? Have a word with yourself, then shout *Absinthe*….

“Bookmarked”
just waiting for the wedding night queries 🙂

lol at above.

Bit late now but if you could write a post you were not drunk enough.