Depends

At last, somewhere to park my bike.

which presumably means you’ve posted this in the wrong forum.

Only police officers.

It should be a legal requiement that once in your life you have to expose your arse in public…

To bare one’s own arse = yes.

To obtain ‘bare arse’ as a commodity = more questionable.

OP – don’t get involved in drafting any laws……….

Seriously….

I’ve been privileged enough to see some professional arse barers at various times in my life. And when done properly, by someone with the skills and technique it is a talent.

But to allow the general public to bare arse willy-nilly. That wouldn’t be sensible. Imagine being out at an establishment where the professionals are baring arse. But then a member of the public bares arse in return. Before long someone else will join in and there’ll be three groups baring arse. Then a fourth, but are they baring arse at the pro’s, or trying to outdo the enthusiastic joiner-inners? Chaos, and red-faces all round.

Only police officers.

Well they’ve got it all wrong here then…

We usually do I’m afraid. I shall try and make up for it tonight.

Only police officers.

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