I heard the most appalling, disgusting joke when I was a kid that I couldn’t even bring myself to repeat to anyone, but that still makes me laugh (somewhat guiltily) today. The thing is, I can’t really share it with anyone, because a) it’s too gross, and b) it’s a joke that would probably make me a complete social pariah.
Anyone else have a private joke that amuses them, but that they can’t share?
There are websites for this stuff. I looked once and some were so extreme that they stopped being funny. You are probably right to to repeat it as it is so audience dependant
thegreatape – Member
I’ve got a few that my wife has prohibited me from telling my sons until they’re 18.
I spun my twins along for over ten years promising to tell them a joke on their 18th which they couldn’t hear until they were old enough. Needless to say,when I did finally tell them they were bitterly, bitterly disappointed!
I spun my twins along for over ten years promising to tell them a joke on their 18th which they couldn’t hear until they were old enough. Needless to say,when I did finally tell them they were bitterly, bitterly disappointed
My father did similar with the limerick starting ‘There was a young lady from Bude’, although he died before telling me the rest. I looked up a few years ago. Wasn’t worth the wait.
My father did similar with the limerick starting ‘There was a young lady from Bude’, although he died before telling me the rest. I looked up a few years ago. Wasn’t worth the wait.
Ah, the ol’ obscene limerick! I have one of those I can’t share as well. 😀
To be fair, I’d hesitate to tell it even to my kids when they come of age, as I would lose any respect they had for me.