Why load up on curry? IIRC babies don’t come out of your arse.
The first poo after an episiotomy is going to sting a bit if you carry on down this path.
No farting in the birthing pool!
Good luck!
Update: 7 days overdue..then the little finally made his appearance this morning at 5.30am. This was after putting his mum through 37 hours of labour….we both agree though that he was definitely well worth the wait!!
congratulations 🙂
Yay congratulations 😀
I’ll post pics later to prove it did happen 😀
Congratulations. 🙂
The baby, not the phall?
Congratulations and best wishes to all concerned!!!
Nice one, happy for you.
Excellent news…. phalls all round!!! 8)
[/quote] phalls all round
😆
Congratulations on your new little dhaling.
Congratulations!
37 hour labour eh? I assume that she has booked you in to be “fixed”.
I assume that she has booked you in to be “fixed”.
well he’s got to do something to curry favour.
I’ll post pics later to prove it did happen
here he is…
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