The wife is expecting gonzy no. 3. Her due date is tomorrow…but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen so we decided to try and get the process started….
So I got her a Phall curry….not to let her suffer, I bought one too.
She managed half of hers but I finished mine off…..
and I’m still alive….Kryton you softie!!
For the sake of you both I hope that baby stays exactly where it is for the next couple of days. Was present at both my two daughter’s births and have managed to blank out pretty much everything but the arrival itself however I vaguely remember enough to suggest this might have been a mistake…
So when someone asks where you were for the birth of No.3 you’ll be able top say ‘curled up on the toilet floor with my trousers round my ankles in a puddle of my own excrement, sobbing quietly to myself’ – at least if you’re lucky enough to make it to the toilet!
update – the wife has been to the bog this morning and released the evil lurking in her bowels…but still no baby
as for me…i’m back at work and still no sign of the misfortune that Kryton suffered….
he’s been gone nearly an hour, should someone go and look for him?
nope
still alive too…although i’ve been in a meeting for the last hour…and the boredom nearly killed me
wifey couldnt care less right now…she just wants the baby out
but this probably means she’s made a mental note of this and will use it against me at some later date…
EDIT: We ordered 2 phall’s and a jalfrezi last night but only touched the phall’s…wife finished off the phall at lunchtime today with no side effects…the jalfrezi was my tea this evening….
I think there’s more mileage to this thread…
The name on the menu can be confusing, our old Local Curry house had a bit of a day of the week randomisation in it, Balti can in a range from mmm thats nice to *************************** my eyes are bleeding. If in doubt add a couple of fresh chillis
the dish wasnt on the menu as there isnt much demand for it…most customers stop at vindaloo…i had to ask the chef to make it especially…i also asked him to make it as hot as possible
Probably will be gonzy… and good luck for mrsgonzy….
thanks…i guess there might be another “i’ve had a phall” thread soon… 😀
Kryton – you’ve started a new STW craze…
eat a phall and see if you live to tell the tale… 😉
i’m still alive!!
i defeated the phall!! 😀
still no sign of the baby though…the wife decided to go one step further than the phall last night and had some of this stuff….
its even hotter than a phall….and still nothing