Now I've had a Phall…..
The wife is expecting gonzy no. 3. Her due date is tomorrow…but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen so we decided to try and get the process started….Posted 3 years ago
So I got her a Phall curry….not to let her suffer, I bought one too.
She managed half of hers but I finished mine off…..
and I’m still alive….Kryton you softie!!
One of our friends had a home birth.
Her children used to delight in pointing at a patch of carpet in the hall and saying ‘That’s where Mummy pooed herself!’.
In the OP’s case they’d be able to point at the walls and ceiling too if things kick off in the next 24 hours.Posted 3 years agowoffleMember
For the sake of you both I hope that baby stays exactly where it is for the next couple of days. Was present at both my two daughter’s births and have managed to blank out pretty much everything but the arrival itself however I vaguely remember enough to suggest this might have been a mistake…Posted 3 years agohoneybadgerxSubscriber
So when someone asks where you were for the birth of No.3 you’ll be able top say ‘curled up on the toilet floor with my trousers round my ankles in a puddle of my own excrement, sobbing quietly to myself’ – at least if you’re lucky enough to make it to the toilet!
Hope the birth goes well 🙂Posted 3 years ago
he’s been gone nearly an hour, should someone go and look for him?
but this probably means she’s made a mental note of this and will use it against me at some later date…Posted 3 years ago
name on the menu can be confusing
the dish wasnt on the menu as there isnt much demand for it…most customers stop at vindaloo…i had to ask the chef to make it especially…i also asked him to make it as hot as possible
Probably will be gonzy… and good luck for mrsgonzy….
thanks…i guess there might be another “i’ve had a phall” thread soon… 😀Posted 3 years ago
Kryton – you’ve started a new STW craze…
eat a phall and see if you live to tell the tale… 😉
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