makes me think of a wizened old sage handing out advise to us youngsters

Saw him on a vid once

sld.aiiai.dnnnnnn

May be 16 stone, but doubt he’s a pig. Though maybe he is and just mashed his trotters on the keyboard for that last post.

Doesn’t like all these funny modern coffee conconctions. Simple black filter for him.

che guevara

Oh right now I get you.

He’s a pig and has trouble using a keyboard with his trotters.

Edit: way too slow, his name is Tim!

Knows some bangin chooones!

its all about being zen isnt it?

Conjures up this ghastly mental image

[edit]DAMN! TOO SLOW[/edit]

Couldn’t possibly put up the image that RJ conjures up. 😯

Is not really a spider.

was the b side to Boris the Spider by The Who…

(go on you know you want to)

edit, damn too slow,

Zorro’s arch enemy?

lives abroad (I think). Name sometimes makes me read his posts in my best Good Fellas/Godfather voice.

(dammit, too slow, I meant don)

Knows his numbers

The S stands for statsman and he EXCELS

IGMC

is probably very skinny

darn, used to live on a houseboat

Isn’t mad

is an angry atheist. 😀

May have owned a 5-Spot once.

Could have the exact same name as me if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m not called Chris and my surname doesn’t start with L.

Hairy

Permanently with wood.

Juicy

Likes cake.

portlyone … manchesterunitednil

edit: damn, too slow

too slow damnit…

portlyone always goes to the left

fallen in a hole in yorkshireland

is like making love to a beautiful lady…

…boy

GrahamS…

That’s S for “Sexy” for all you ladies out there looking for a Graham in your lives

; )

(i’m glad someone got the swisstony reference – cheers Graham)

Finally has recognition

spends a lot of time on the ground

Is dead

Acquired a big chopper.
Darn too slow.

But did he pin her?

Laughs a lot.

May not be deadly

Owns a fast VW. Probably.

is probably called Matthew but has a broken keyboard.

Has Klingons on the starboard bow.

I’d have gone for decent, upstanding, handsome, all round good egg, but you’re not far wrong.

Got a Scottish mate who’s good at repairing starship engines.

Edit, too slow. He’s NOT short, he rides a Specialized!

Is really a Sue with a lithp.

Is called simon and loves his socks.